Virat ki bhook mitao (fun post)

Girls, bechara ACP Virat Chavan maang hi kya raha hai? All he wants Sai is to have the understanding of how to do his bhook mitana... He's been waiting to literally 'eat' since ever. Please consider his daleels ( feel free to add) in first person account:

"No one understands me except my Aai. But I can't even tell her how bhookha I am so that she can tell my wife about it and drill some sense into her. Waise bhi, Sai meri sunti Kahan hai... Mere poore parivaar me usse sirf meri (MERI) Aai Pasand Hai par main Nahin 😭😫🥺

And just today i learnt that she wanted to remind me of my Aai's Aai -- I realise it's not a bad idea to meet Aai's Aai and take along Sai. Isi bahaane wo aayegi toh... But, what did Aai say, Meri vaat lagayegi Sai if I say something to Aai? Usne kya abhi meri Kam vaat lagayi hai kya? Kaise tarsaaya hai just see...

Actual khaana

- She was making poha in the safe house. I said, "10 minute me aa Raha hoon..." She said zaroorat Nahi hai.. ek Baar bhi Nahin Bola, okay aa jao Saath me khaate hain. Instead, I had to make do with Usha maushi's khaana.. doing the duty she assigned to me😒

- I disguised as a milkman and took Tiffin for her. Because I knew she was missing the food. Ek Baar bhi even for the sake of courtesy, she didn't offer even a morsel 😔😑 aisa koi karta hai?

- wedding ke baad, khaana kha lo... Nahi😒 she told me to leave the room. She didn't even ask if I had eaten 😔

- Nadi kinaare bhel poori haath se khaani thi... But no, Sai didn't! Tease Karke khud khaa li... Khilaya bhi toh teekhi paani poori Ka second serving 🥵 kya dushmani hai iski mujh se?!😒

- Kuch meetha ho Jaye wali chocolate 🍫 I badly wanted to eat the jhootha.. suna tha pyaar badhta hai, but no! Selfish Sai goes, "Ye meri hai... " 🥺😟 Meetha toh share Karna Chahiye ya Nahi

- Of course, itni nafrat hai ki itna super romantic mood tha dinner Ka but mere "pyaar" ki pungi Baja Kar, itne 'pyaar se' Ghar aaya, un armaano Ka gala ghont Kar she goes, "Baby baby, muah muah, Amy baby..." Tell me, which man would be able to swallow even water after that?!😭

- Next day, bechara me, I executed the plan as per biwi's order-- Haan maana, I had already goofed up with all the cheekhna chillana but still -- shaam ko Ghar aaya toh aisa mehsus Karaya Jaise "adalat me Aaya hoon"... Katghare me khada mujrim. "Socha tha Saath me dinner karenge... But Nahi..." Upar se when room service brought dinner, Sai abandoned me with the creepy snake and left 😒😑 I had to eat the fumes from the head balm.

- next day Bola have breakfast, I'll drop you but Nahi. She has decided to starve me to death every which way.. Nikal gayi, Bina meri taraf dekhe 😔😒 poore din hawa taste Karni padi

- and of course, you all saw what she did with me last night. Pehle dance se mantramughdh Kiya aur phir adrenaline ke gubbare par teen pin maar diye -- first she disowned 'our' room, then she spoke of her mantramughdh moment with another guy (what was his name!?) And then she spoke of Pakhi bringing me dinner. Of course, I am discounting all those heartbreaking answers she gave me in between to my innocent questions about some random guy we both don't even know!? Meri poori bhook maar di. Aisa koi karta hai kya? Aap hi batao...

Non edible bhook

- Jagtap se bachaya kisne? Maine. Pehla hug kisko Mila? My now father-in-law, late Shri Kamal Joshi. Nahi, maana, maana that he was her Aaba but main?! Meri koi value hai? Meri koi feelings Nahi Hain? 😓

- Safe house as drive Karke kaun laya? Main. But what does she do? Sulks that Aaba didn't come, tells me she will remember me only because Aaba will remind her about me when she goes to Nagpur and gives me the hope of the hug and stops-- and I was waiting for the action to be executed but no!

- Result ki Khushi mein she hugged Aai and Bua and even that matchstick karishma. Mujh me koi kaante lage Hain kya? 😓😖

- Did she dress up for our dinner only to kill me with her words? 😣 Don't you think it was the perfect evening to have the 'pyaar se' hug. We were so well dressed 💔 but who for the muah muahs?

- Amey arrest hone ke baad, I thought she'd be jumping like a kangaroo when i go back home but what did she do? I kept hovering around for the hug, just one hug, literally pulling her and showing my desperation but did she understand? Nahi. Sai samajhti Nahi hai 😔😒🥺

- wo dance ke baad itna mast mast moment tha... But no, it wasn't me. She was imagining someone else?😮😫

You judge this case. Isn't this gross injustice? And if you can remember any more injustice against me please feel free to add. Meanwhile, I'll just finish my round up of Nagpur Medical College

Yours truly

ACP

Aai baat sunke ab Sai Virat ke aage pichhe khane ke thali leke ghumegi

Mere pati ko mujhe bhooka nehi rakhna barna woh Jwalamukha ban jata hai

@Janki: Excellent. He asked her to finish cooking fast, so that they can go after attending Mrs.MIA soft hands. Sai packed food for her and fed Devi too but poor soul left unattended again.🤣

🤣bang on post.

Someone please put off his 'hunger'🤪 oh wait only sai can do it

but awwlele, someone buy this kid a candy, he'll burst into tears now, iski zindagi ke dukh khatm hi nahi hote🤣

- Safe house as drive Karke kaun laya? Main. But what does she do? Sulks that Aaba didn't come, tells me she will remember me only because Aaba will remind her about me when she goes to Nagpur and gives me the hope of the hug and stops-- and I was waiting for the action to be executed but no!

About thisssss

he wanted that hug then and there bichara wait bhi kar raha tha but sai hai ki, she used her common sense🤪aur bichari aise hi chodke chali gayi, aur ilaaj karne se bhi mana kar di, isiliye bichare chavan sahab ne apni hug wali fantasy ki manifestation ki dream mein and dream dekhte hi suddenly decide kiya ki he is going to get married to sai😳

otherwise there was no reason for him to particularly have 'sai' hugging 'him' in that dream, it could have been anything else.

tab se tadap rahe hai ACP sahab, inka dukh kab khatm hoga😒

Virat ne Sai ki dream dekhi woh bhi tight hug wali

Bechara kitna bhooka hai

Correct....ghor anyaay! Uppar se walking around in Chavan Nivas, ek floor se doosre, ek kamre se teesre tak; hai !! Bechara kitna weak ho gaya hai. Step count bad gaya, calorie count wahin ka wahin hai!

Virat Sir mujhe pata hai, ki aap main reason college ke canteen ke liye jaa rahe ho...par yeh yaad rakhna ki canteen mein khane ke liye pehle se booking karni padti hai. Police walon ke liye koi vishesh suvidha nahi hai. Haan wahan, aapke jeejai ko pooch sakte hai aap ki aapke ghar ke bache hue dabbe mein se aap ko kuch mil sakta hai ki nahi.

Originally posted by: Sujz

🤣bang on post.

Someone please put off his 'hunger'🤪 oh wait only sai can do it

but awwlele, someone buy this kid a candy, he'll burst into tears now, iski zindagi ke dukh khatm hi nahi hote🤣

- Safe house as drive Karke kaun laya? Main. But what does she do? Sulks that Aaba didn't come, tells me she will remember me only because Aaba will remind her about me when she goes to Nagpur and gives me the hope of the hug and stops-- and I was waiting for the action to be executed but no!

About thisssss

he wanted that hug then and there bichara wait bhi kar raha tha but sai hai ki, she used her common sense🤪aur bichari aise hi chodke chali gayi, aur ilaaj karne se bhi mana kar di, isiliye bichare chavan sahab ne apni hug wali fantasy ki manifestation ki dream mein and dream dekhte hi suddenly decide kiya ki he is going to get married to sai😳

otherwise there was no reason for him to particularly have 'sai' hugging 'him' in that dream, it could have been anything else.

tab se tadap rahe hai ACP sahab, inka dukh kab khatm hoga😒

🤣🤣🤣 Lagta hai edible wala khaana bhi dream me hi milega ab

He did burst into tears with Aai but sab jhooth Bola 😝

Originally posted by: jankiraghav

Girls, bechara ACP Virat Chavan maang hi kya raha hai? All he wants Sai is to have the understanding of how to do his bhook mitana... He's been waiting to literally 'eat' since ever. Please consider his daleels ( feel free to add) in first person account:

"No one understands me except my Aai. But I can't even tell her how bhookha I am so that she can tell my wife about it and drill some sense into her. Waise bhi, Sai meri sunti Kahan hai... Mere poore parivaar me usse sirf meri (MERI) Aai Pasand Hai par main Nahin 😭😫🥺

And just today i learnt that she wanted to remind me of my Aai's Aai -- I realise it's not a bad idea to meet Aai's Aai and take along Sai. Isi bahaane wo aayegi toh... But, what did Aai say, Meri vaat lagayegi Sai if I say something to Aai? Usne kya abhi meri Kam vaat lagayi hai kya? Kaise tarsaaya hai just see...

Actual khaana

- She was making poha in the safe house. I said, "10 minute me aa Raha hoon..." She said zaroorat Nahi hai.. ek Baar bhi Nahin Bola, okay aa jao Saath me khaate hain. Instead, I had to make do with Usha maushi's khaana.. doing the duty she assigned to me😒

- I disguised as a milkman and took Tiffin for her. Because I knew she was missing the food. Ek Baar bhi even for the sake of courtesy, she didn't offer even a morsel 😔😑 aisa koi karta hai?

- wedding ke baad, khaana kha lo... Nahi😒 she told me to leave the room. She didn't even ask if I had eaten 😔

- Nadi kinaare bhel poori haath se khaani thi... But no, Sai didn't! Tease Karke khud khaa li... Khilaya bhi toh teekhi paani poori Ka second serving 🥵 kya dushmani hai iski mujh se?!😒

- Kuch meetha ho Jaye wali chocolate 🍫 I badly wanted to eat the jhootha.. suna tha pyaar badhta hai, but no! Selfish Sai goes, "Ye meri hai... " 🥺😟 Meetha toh share Karna Chahiye ya Nahi

- Of course, itni nafrat hai ki itna super romantic mood tha dinner Ka but mere "pyaar" ki pungi Baja Kar, itne 'pyaar se' Ghar aaya, un armaano Ka gala ghont Kar she goes, "Baby baby, muah muah, Amy baby..." Tell me, which man would be able to swallow even water after that?!😭

- Next day, bechara me, I executed the plan as per biwi's order-- Haan maana, I had already goofed up with all the cheekhna chillana but still -- shaam ko Ghar aaya toh aisa mehsus Karaya Jaise "adalat me Aaya hoon"... Katghare me khada mujrim. "Socha tha Saath me dinner karenge... But Nahi..." Upar se when room service brought dinner, Sai abandoned me with the creepy snake and left 😒😑 I had to eat the fumes from the head balm.

- next day Bola have breakfast, I'll drop you but Nahi. She has decided to starve me to death every which way.. Nikal gayi, Bina meri taraf dekhe 😔😒 poore din hawa taste Karni padi

- and of course, you all saw what she did with me last night. Pehle dance se mantramughdh Kiya aur phir adrenaline ke gubbare par teen pin maar diye -- first she disowned 'our' room, then she spoke of her mantramughdh moment with another guy (what was his name!?) And then she spoke of Pakhi bringing me dinner. Of course, I am discounting all those heartbreaking answers she gave me in between to my innocent questions about some random guy we both don't even know!? Meri poori bhook maar di. Aisa koi karta hai kya? Aap hi batao...

Non edible bhook

- Jagtap se bachaya kisne? Maine. Pehla hug kisko Mila? My now father-in-law, late Shri Kamal Joshi. Nahi, maana, maana that he was her Aaba but main?! Meri koi value hai? Meri koi feelings Nahi Hain? 😓

- Safe house as drive Karke kaun laya? Main. But what does she do? Sulks that Aaba didn't come, tells me she will remember me only because Aaba will remind her about me when she goes to Nagpur and gives me the hope of the hug and stops-- and I was waiting for the action to be executed but no!

- Result ki Khushi mein she hugged Aai and Bua and even that matchstick karishma. Mujh me koi kaante lage Hain kya? 😓😖

- Did she dress up for our dinner only to kill me with her words? 😣 Don't you think it was the perfect evening to have the 'pyaar se' hug. We were so well dressed 💔 but who for the muah muahs?

- Amey arrest hone ke baad, I thought she'd be jumping like a kangaroo when i go back home but what did she do? I kept hovering around for the hug, just one hug, literally pulling her and showing my desperation but did she understand? Nahi. Sai samajhti Nahi hai 😔😒🥺

- wo dance ke baad itna mast mast moment tha... But no, it wasn't me. She was imagining someone else?😮😫

You judge this case. Isn't this gross injustice? And if you can remember any more injustice against me please feel free to add. Meanwhile, I'll just finish my round up of Nagpur Medical College

Yours truly

ACP

Lovely post, made the mood lighter. But i keep on remembering one saying hindi wali hain

"Aa bail mujhe maar" - Marathi madhe aathavat nahi.

I only remember one incident, jab se Chavan saheb khane ki plate patki hain tabse humari Sai madam room mein khana nahi leke gayi hain. Risk you see.

Aai bolti hain khana do ghusse aaye toh and Chavan saheb gusse mein khana phek dete hain. Ab Sai karein toh kya karein, Salah maane ya experience pe dhyaan de. Toh safest root Didi ko bolte atleast banda kha toh lega (Sai ki soch).

Hilarious 🤣

After every incident, Virat ki bhook list will have new items added to the menu to satisfy his hunger.

He is going to be frustrated for many days and nights 😆 and never be truly satisfied until he gets them all.

I have hopes on 100th episode, kuch bhook mitegi, but bahut kuch aur chahiye hoga after that.

Anyways until his wife comes on same page with him, he has to "burn" for her and remain bhooka.

This post is hilarious🤣🤣🤣

Besides I am happy that someone could finally eat peacefully at that jinxed dining table of theirs !!