Asim's Nightmare: A Short Story

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Posted: 6 years ago
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Asim stands in the middle of the garden area. He looks around and sees all familiar faces staring & screaming back at him! "Teri baap ki galti hai tu, nalle!" shouts his arch-nemesis Shukla, as Asim's blood begins to boil. "Saley chela hai tu chela!" screams Paras, standing beside Shukla. "Abbey, chela to tu lagraha hai!" screams back Asim. Suddenly, he realizes. Uh-oh. I just spoke. Now I am f**ked. "Poke kar raha hai!" scream Shukla and Paras, over and over again, "Humein kaise boldiya isne. Kya aukat hai teri? Poke kar raha hai!" From behind, a screeching sound envelops the air. "Isne poke kiya kya?" Its Arti. "Tu ne poke kaise kiya? Ab main sab Bataungi Salman sir ko!" Asim replies, "In dono ne shuru kiya!," to which Mahira replies from the other end of the garden area "Paras ko jhoothay bolrahe ho! Itna confidence aya kaha se tere mein? Tu dikhta bhee nahee hai show mein!" Arti and Mahira both start screaming at the top of their voices. Nearby dogs of Film City start barking. Asim says "Abey mat kar, kutte bhaunk rahe hain!," to which Paras replies "Abey bhaunk ta to tu hai, nalle!"


Asim feels helpless. The screeching continues. He starts scanning the area for his friends. "Vishal? Kaha hai tu?" "Arreh main khana kha raha hoon bey! Din ke chhe roti or do parathe abhi pelraha hoon!" Asim sees him washing his hands in the swimming pool. Suddenly, Rashmi and Sana appear! Rashmi starts fusfusaoing in Mahira and Aarti's ears, so they become distracted and stop screeching. "Arreh fitteh muuh tum dono dhokebaazon ke!" Sana starts screaming back at Shukla and Paras. Asim can breathe again. He decides to go inside the Elite Club and relax for a second. As he is about to walk in, a sound cuts the air.


* Ding Dong *


Its Vikas Gupta and Devoleena. "WTF are these two doing here?" Before he can enter the Elite Club, Devo charges at him with a knife in her hand. "Alsi magarmach ke chele!" "Arreh Devo yeh kabki baat hai!" "Achha? Toh ye lay!" Devo starts her own screeching! It is twice as loud as Mahira and Arti's! Now the Film City dogs have started howling and it suddenly started raining. There is a massive tornado being controlled by Devo, Mahira, and Aarti's combined screams. "Vikas, please help!" begs Asim, on his knees in desperation. Vikas smiles back at him. "Tu nahee jeetega!" The tornado is twirling, and the garden area gym is destroyed. Mahira, Aarti and Devo are now walking towards Asim, with the storm following them. Asim has nowhere to run. Vishal has now started washing his clothes in the pool water. "This guy is useless." says Asim, to himself, "God, I need a miracle now!" Then, suddenly, a sound.


* Ding Dong *


In walks Himanshi Khurana with a blaring boombox in hand. "Mein ohdi sheream hogayee" goes the tune, as Himanshi smacks Devo in the face with the boombox! She karate chops Mahira. "Amiiiiiii!" she falls on top of Aarti. In the distance, he sees Shukla and Paras are still screaming at Rashmi and Sana. The horrible breath coming from Shukla's mouth is now controlling the storm. Mooshk. Asim and Himanshi hold hands and run towards them. Asim drop kicks Paras, while Himanshi hits him with his biggest weakness: Rs. 150 ka perfume. One spray on his face and he falls on top of Sana. Rashmi and Asim help Sana out. The mooshk is now uncontrollable. Shukla starts doing dhakka-mukki! Asim is flung across the garden area by his dhakka. Sana and Himanshi come together in front of Shukla and start doing a Punjabi giddha. It creates a force-field. As the girls clap and continue their giddha, the forcefield removes the mooshk from the air, and Asim jumps and roundkicks Shukla all the way back to Manisha's office in the Colors HQ building. Vikas runs away after Shukla. All is well. Asim thanks Sana, Rashmi and Himanshi. "Chow aur mere beech jo hua, usmein tumhari koi galti nahee hai!," says Himanshi. They embrace, while Sana and Rashmi look on with happiness and relief. The storm is over, the sun is out, it is a beautiful day. "Where is Vishal?" wonders Asim, as they turns and see he has started brushing his teeth with the swimming pool water. They all laugh, happy and safe in each other's company!


Suddenly, a sound comes from behind.

"Aaaasiiiiiiiiiiiim"


*GASP*


Asim wakes up. It was all a dream. It is 2022. He is in his new house in Jammu. His parents are downstairs. Himanshi is asleep next to him. The BB13 trophy is on his shelf above the bed. He peacefully goes back to sleep. :)

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Posted: 6 years ago
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🤣


*Reserve * I will give a big review on this as soon as I get time .

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Vishal brushing his teeth with swimming pool water🤣.. EPIC

Love the movie scene.. 👍🏼

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Posted: 6 years ago
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🤣perfect to the T.only asim's oneliners required

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Posted: 6 years ago
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ohhh myyy goddd🤣

This was aweeeessoommmeee❤❤❤❤

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Whoa this post is brilliant n so surreal. 👏👏👏


Btw you r such an engaging writer.


Also it reminded me of Harry Potter. 😊

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Oh looovveeed it! ☺️

🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 6 years ago
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@Nepali Artist- like I’ve always said reading your posts is one of my favorite things on IF. You really should consider writing whether as a hobby or full time.

You have innate talent for it.

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Posted: 6 years ago
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It was EPIC ! 🤣


VISHAL 🤣


I would pay to watch this movie ! Loved the CLIMAX ! 👏


Love it ! 👏

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Posted: 6 years ago
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Best Post till now!

Maybe some will feel offended but treat it like fiction and you will laugh like anything 😂😂

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