Somewhere Over the Rainbow #27 With Prats in our hearts - Page 84

Thank you Madi and Avy for the wonderful words. I think that we constantly learn from each other. Sometimes, we are disciples and sometimes we are teachers. Whatever we are, we always strive to be the best and to do our best. ❤️

Originally posted by: cygnet9

Guys posting some jokes on the occasion of Guru Poornima that todays generations make, take it with a pitch of salt and pepper:

1)Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

2)Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

3)A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."

4)Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

last one

5)A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over $5.

I know not so great one, but still: Good Night all😃

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Great jokes, Padmaja.

I'm that yellow cat 😳

Good night 😊

I wish you a beautiful new day and all the best, my friends. 🤗

Good morning!

Hope all well with everyone! A dark, overcast rainy day here, hope the flood situation has receded at Madi's state.

Have a good day, some quotes for today!

Good morning friends. Have a nice day. 🤗

I will be busy with donation work and distributing food, clothes to the flood victims for today and tomorrow. I may not be here for tomorrow if possible will come to our CC around night 9 pm. The flood situation was grim here and people need help. Many organizations jumped to do something for homeless people. Govt as usual sleeping blissfully. Take care everyone. Love you all .

Good Afternoon Rainbow friends😊

Good morning!

Good work👏, Madi, helping those in distress is a noble task and never mind if you are unable to come online today, do your best and be blessed!🤗

All quiet here, everyone very busy. Have a good day, take care!

Hello and Good Morning Rainbow Friends😊

Was busy yesterday so could not come here. Very glad Madhu that you are extending help in flood hit areas at your place. Have been going through news and getting updated about the floods in Assam. Will pray for all the people who had been affected.

Good day all of you.

Hello Rainbow Friends😊

Hope Branka, Nado, Dragice, Tulsi and Riya are safe and keeping good in health.

Before calling it a day, some quotes:

"The ability to sell yourself and your skills and expertise will empower you and build confidence, not only within yourself, but within all aspects of your career in general".

"The greater the challenge, the more a good strategy focuses and coordinates efforts to achieve a powerful competitive punch or problem-solving effect"

"Some people give time, some money, some their skills and connections, some literally give their life’s blood. But everyone has something to give".

Good Night All😊

Hello friends 😊