Mahira and Aishwarya meets at Cannes - Page 2

Originally posted by: ChoclateLover

^^ OMG!! This is hilarious 😆

You are much better than all the BW HW script writers seriously 😆

Originally posted by: hippopotamus

As PC was arrested, KJO arrived at the police station to get bail for her. KJO winked at one of the guy policeman as he was entering the station premises. The officer immediately put him in because of lewd behavior. It was Friday night so both were in for few days at least. PC was worried..there was a big guy with belly protruding inside their cabin as well. But to her satisfaction, he was looking more at KJO than her.

Meanwhile Mahira and Aish has escaped by then and left PC. Abhishek Bachan was there to console Aishwariya. She was so angry and her BP was high...Abhishek had no idea how to calm her down..he made Limca...with soda, nimbu, and kaala namak. He then started to sing taaja taaja thanda thanda nimboda layee ho..layee ho layee ho layee ho..layee ho. Aishwariya took the glass and threw it on face of Abhishek

BAHU...Senior Bachan shouted. How dare you...Paapa chup karo, yeh mera aur jaano ka issue hai...aap mat bolein...said Abhishek. No problem beta, replied Senior

Mahira was alone...in far away land.. PC in jail..Aish in another kind of jail. She was dressed in all black..slim...hair flattering in paris air...then a car stops...Fawad is there...aaye mere humsafar...kya tujhe itni si khabar...kay jaaye gi toh jidhar..ayon ga main udhar

Fawad you...what a surprise..she immediately hugged him...suddenly from the car two kids came out..Mahira aunty Mahira aunty kaishi hain aap...wth...Fawad's kids were there..from the other side his wife was out..she got angry...Mahira said tum Cannes aaye ho...Fawad said no ...I am here on vacation with kids...I was looking for a Halal McDonlads here in paris Acha...chalo main chalti hun...

Mahira ...tanhayi...tanhayi...

Ranbir is seen at a distant...Mahira smiles...but then sees Deepika...with him. But where is Ranveer? Ranveer was busy in inaugurating a rickshaw service named after him in Nepal. After news came out that Switzerland train was only named after him for summer season, he wanted something permanent. Rockshaw serivce from Khatmandu to base camp of Everest was ideal.

...somewhere Anushka was alone...Virat was busy in cricket...she was not getting the love...as she was in Dubai and watching from hotel window..she sees an extremely good looking person...

his name started with H

back in India,, virat gets clean bowled at a IPL match

Originally posted by: hippopotamus

yeh zaada ho gaya par tanks...

u see there are poets and then there are those who write shair o shayari on back of trucks and rickshaws

i am later of the writing world lol

Originally posted by: Suni

This is Hilarious! Are there more episodes of this story?

Originally posted by: ChoclateLover

See Hippoji. There is huge public demand 😛

As Hippo was leaving his hotel dressed in grey with black sun glasses ... a car with tinted glasses moved near him...Anushka who was watching everything from her room noticed that as well..,.the car driver lowered the car glasses and anushka saw someone and fell of her chair...it was farhan akhtar

What was he doing checking on this stunner...Hippo i.e. Anushka gave a call to Farhan but it was on message...Farhan's typical hold message...

"agar tum call kar rahe ho toh zindaa ho tum...agar main call nahi uthaara raha toh busy hon main"

She observed...Hippo sat in his BMW and went away while Farhan followed him... Anushka ran and took out her Mercedes...as she was about to drive..Javed Akhtar came from nowhere...paan was coming out of his mouth... he was restless..beti jaldi chalo...ANushka said what happened Javed uncle...beti main farhan ko dhondh raha tha...paan ki peek phaink di...aur police mere peeche hai...

Anushka drove him to safety..she asked uncle...sir where is Farhan...he said he is working on his next big project..anushka asked Don 3..no Halka SIngh, replied akhtar. ANushka felt he was hiding something

Anushka asked I just saw him chasing a stunning looking guy and he was checking on him...Akjtar got rattled...tum apne kaam se kaam rakho...uncle...said anushka. kaha na trum virat pe dhayyan do

Junior and Senior Akhtar were upto something..and it was related to that stunner.

Meanwhile KJO and PC were released from jail...Ranveer was in Dubai as well...Bachan clan arrived..it was for IIFAA award...

Anushka dressed in her light clothing...flowery hat...glowing in sunshine in Dubai was walking and passing a cafe...as she turned she saw someone slapping farhan hard ... an old man then grabbed the person however the person scooped him as well..oh the old man was in kurta pajama..what ..it was uncle akhter...who the heck was doing this...

Anushka entered the cafe and she was stunned...it was shahrukh...he was clashing with akhter clan

She asked why r u guys fighting...SRK said these two cunning foxes promised me a role in Don 3 and now they have found someone else...Farhan is in Dubai for this purpose...

Oh now it was clear to Anushka...Farhan was planning to cast Hippo. Hence he was following him...As all this was going on police entered and took senior akhtar...traces of paan were found on his kurta that matched the peek ...he was charged. Jungli Billi and KJO arrived soon after...Jungli billi was lobbying for a role opposite Hippo...she was dying..she was ready to ditch srk ...However Farhan said there is a role for Jungli Billa...if u can show ur magic then that is possible

PC abused Farhan and left...In came senior Bachan...beta Farhan...main deta hun tumhe ek Billa...Abhishek hain naa...yeh billa nahi nallla hai...Senior Bachan shouted FARHAN...paapa chalo yahan se...tumhari koi nahi sunta...

Farhan was alone... whole industry was against him...which actress would work with him...SRK had connections, Bachan had connections, both would contact Bhai Jaan and he will ask the same

Main karon gi kaam...main banon gi Don 3 ki jungli billi...Fahan turned and it was Anushka

Farhan hugged her...both smiled...

Can I get a coffee with skim milk and one splenda please...both turn..it was Hippo ordering ...

their hero was here...New Don has dawned on Bollywood...

As Anushka was about to go towards Hippo...a face appeared on her phone..guy looking like clown with mustache and beard..oh its Virat...she suddenly gets back to reality...comes to her senses...

Originally posted by: ChoclateLover

^^ Woot woot 🥳

Jab Hippoji met Anushka

But ek phool do maali 😭

Originally posted by: hippopotamus

ek phool do maali

ek millionaire

dosre ki jaib khaali

par anushka bhi toh hai dilwaali

maare gi woh Hippo ko laat

aur kahe gi i love u viraat

later lol