SonaBir- The Saawariya Jodi - Page 55

Have to love Bir Baba for this!! 😆 😆 😆 I am having fun today after a long time :)

aree bollysec mein one article is stating that bir and deepika back in love is that true or again media made up 😕 😆

Continued.....

Ranbir and Deepika are riding a bullock cart....

Ranbir: Ello Ello...Ello ji Sanam hum aa gaye apna dil leke...(Deepika is bored)... ab itna bhi attitude jhaado nahiin jaani...ye super-duper mausam aur ye apni Mercedes suhaani.... 😳 😳 😳

Deepika ( looking around): Yuvi-Dhoni aaye to gaya tu jaani...kahiin bana de na bechaara tujhe....o dildaara tujhe...

Ranbir: Na koi tension lena...na hi koi darke jeena...Ranbir tera boyfriend hai na... 😃 😃 😃

Deepika: Yahi to meri life ki tension hai na! 😭 😭 😭

On the other hand, Sonam is partying with Yuvi and Dhoni...

Yuvi :Ek diin is aankh-micholi mein tu giregi meri jholi mein... acchi surat hai cheez buri... O soni Kudi!

Sonam :Hero tu mear hero hai... villain jaisa kaam na kar... sapnon ki is rani ko aise tu pareshaan na kar... 😕 😕

Dhoni ( pulling Sonam to his side): Kiska hai ye tumko intezaar main hoon na..... 😛 😛

Sonam : Main cricket pitch nahiin...tum dono ko samajh aa raha hai na.... 😕 😕 😕

Just then, Shahid comes in....

Shahid ( praising Sona): Rang-guleri.. rang-rangili...chhail-chhabili naar...chnchal shokh nain uske te usda roop teze talwaar... uske roop se katal hue to charcha shuru hua.... 😳

Yuvraj ( breaking into a jig): Nagaada... nagaada ...nagaada baja... 👏

Sonam ( looking up): O Rabba ... in champions se mujhko bacha...Shahid height mein kum to kya, at least hai supercute or saccha.... 😳 😳 😳

Shahid (laughs): Maujaan hi maujaan.... 😆

Ranbir's cellphone beeps... It's a sms.

Deepika:SMS aaya hai.. sms aaya hai.. is ujaad mein technology ne bachaaya hai... 😃

Ranbir (standing up): Woh chali woh chali.. Sonam jaane kis-kis ki gully... use roko re koi ... use roko re koi... 😭 😭 😭

Deepika ( angrily): Koi rok sake to rok le...Sonam apne saajan ke six-bedroom apartment ke Belgian Dwaar chali re...BMW mein hokar sawaar chali re.... 😳 😳 😳

Ranbir : Dhoni, Yuvi, Shahid ke saath chali re...

Deepika : Gadhe pe bithaake...saare gaaon mein ghoomaake..bajaoongi tera band-bajjiaya...saawariya... saawariya...jo toone Sona ko phone kiya... Saawariya! 😡 😡 😡

Ranbir : Palkon ke shaamiyaane mein ab bhi uski hi parcchhaiyaan hain... but teri supersexy nazar ka deewana bana...O Deepika! 😭

Originally posted by: nitica_82

The fun continues...

Deepika is dumping Yuvraj for Ranbir....

Yuvraj( holding Deepika's hands): Nahiin ye ho nahiin sakta ki teri yaad na aaye.... tujhe bhoolne se pehle Dhoni Ganjaa ho jaaye... 😭 😭 😭

Deepika ( in irritation): Alvida Alvida...ab kehna aur kya... jab maine sixer maar hi diya....alvida.... 😭 😭

Yuvraj : Yaad teri aayegi...Ranbir ki haddiyaan jaayengi..... 😡

Deepika : Cricketer hai tu , kaatil bhi hai, sab haseenon ki diary mein shaamil bhi hai...Kim ko ghumaana...Sonam ko raat ko bulaana... bas yahi tera kasoor... 😡


Sonam on the other hand is telling Ranbir to get lost....

Sonam ( drama queen) : Ye mera dil jis item number pe fida hai... woh bewafa hai... woh bewafa hai...jiska dil mujh jaisi Rapunzel se us Cindrella pe atka hai... woh bewafa hai...

Ranbir( apologetically): Kya karoon Sona...Us ladki ko dekha to aisa laga.....jaise Cindy Crawford ki chaal...jaise Aishwarya ki aankh...jaise meri dulhan... jaise Anil uncle ke garden mein hybrid hiran....

Sonam ( kicking him out): Ab tere bin sanam jee lenge hum....phenyl zindagi ki pee lenge hum.....ek sundar sushil ladka dhoondh lenge hum......tera mera rishta nikla paani kum.... 😉

To be continued....

OMG nitu u r the best i am saying this since forever loving it but didn't read the parts before it since i can't keep track as am so busy can u or anyone pm me the parts before it i wanna read plz gyz first itme i need something badly love ya all

Originally posted by: nitica_82

Continued.....

Ranbir and Deepika are riding a bullock cart....

Ranbir: Ello Ello...Ello ji Sanam hum aa gaye apna dil leke...(Deepika is bored)... ab itna bhi attitude jhaado nahiin jaani...ye super-duper mausam aur ye apni Mercedes suhaani.... 😳 😳 😳

Deepika ( looking around): Yuvi-Dhoni aaye to gaya tu jaani...kahiin bana de na bechaara tujhe....o dildaara tujhe...

Ranbir: Na koi tension lena...na hi koi darke jeena...Ranbir tera boyfriend hai na... 😃 😃 😃

Deepika: Yahi to meri life ki tension hai na! 😭 😭 😭

On the other hand, Sonam is partying with Yuvi and Dhoni...

Yuvi :Ek diin is aankh-micholi mein tu giregi meri jholi mein... acchi surat hai cheez buri... O soni Kudi!

Sonam :Hero tu mear hero hai... villain jaisa kaam na kar... sapnon ki is rani ko aise tu pareshaan na kar... 😕 😕

Dhoni ( pulling Sonam to his side): Kiska hai ye tumko intezaar main hoon na..... 😛 😛

Sonam : Main cricket pitch nahiin...tum dono ko samajh aa raha hai na.... 😕 😕 😕

Just then, Shahid comes in....

Shahid ( praising Sona): Rang-guleri.. rang-rangili...chhail-chhabili naar...chnchal shokh nain uske te usda roop teze talwaar... uske roop se katal hue to charcha shuru hua.... 😳

Yuvraj ( breaking into a jig): Nagaada... nagaada ...nagaada baja... 👏

Sonam ( looking up): O Rabba ... in champions se mujhko bacha...Shahid height mein kum to kya, at least hai supercute or saccha.... 😳 😳 😳

Shahid (laughs): Maujaan hi maujaan.... 😆

Ranbir's cellphone beeps... It's a sms.

Deepika:SMS aaya hai.. sms aaya hai.. is ujaad mein technology ne bachaaya hai... 😃

Ranbir (standing up): Woh chali woh chali.. Sonam jaane kis-kis ki gully... use roko re koi ... use roko re koi... 😭 😭 😭

Deepika ( angrily): Koi rok sake to rok le...Sonam apne saajan ke six-bedroom apartment ke Belgian Dwaar chali re...BMW mein hokar sawaar chali re.... 😳 😳 😳

Ranbir : Dhoni, Yuvi, Shahid ke saath chali re...

Deepika : Gadhe pe bithaake...saare gaaon mein ghoomaake..bajaoongi tera band-bajjiaya...saawariya... saawariya...jo toone Sona ko phone kiya... Saawariya! 😡 😡 😡

Ranbir : Palkon ke shaamiyaane mein ab bhi uski hi parcchhaiyaan hain... but teri supersexy nazar ka deewana bana...O Deepika! 😭

🤣😆😆superb yaar u r simply grt😳😛

Niti man!! you are rocksum!! i love your song selection and your words too perfect!!! 😆 😆 😆

take everything with a grain of salt and move on dahlings. no point asking what is the truth. truth nobody ever really knows.

Tch Tch!! Bir Baba, Sallu se panga mat le!! Mat le!! Vivek yaad hai na... 😆

Kya yaar...who is his next heroine?? Amrita Rao or Ayesha Takia?? Is he gonna date them too?? 😕

Originally posted by: missgoody

🤣😆😆superb yaar u r simply grt😳😛

wohooooooooooooooo Di..u rocks always..👏

hii.. kya ho raha hai yaha?? 😃

Originally posted by: sanjana.888

hun,even in my area also,😆this dress looks so beautifull and comfertable also..i also want😆i have 2 buy,now

i have already brought n stiched these kind of dresses.. 😆 n it really looks good...... 😉 kisne kaha hai sona ka fashion sense aacha nahi?? 😕

sanju u also buy soon 😆