Waqt Ne kiya Kya Hassi Sitaam - part 13 page 74 updated FF -Actually - Page 43

Originally posted by: mayu1982

Cutie Si Pie

From where did you find such sundar sundar pyaare pyaare words???

Am sure you must be damn cutie 😳😳

Am happy that you like it.

And thanks for the comment 😃

Originally posted by: cscs

That mundi kuddi one makes it more hilarious n realistic.

Actually mai kuch log bolte hai mundi yha pe. 😆

Omg. That was too funny. As I read each chapter I thought that it cannot get more hilarious but you prove me wrong every time. 👏

Originally posted by: write2neetha

Yet again an amazing chapter.. their convo under the bed was hilarious.. plz update soon.. waiting...

Originally posted by: DevakshiCrazy

Kyun mayu dii aisa kya hogaya ki compliments se chid ho gayi
Kisi aur se bhale hi na lena

Par apne ittu se shaktiman se to lena hi padega

Waise I'm very very gussa with u

Ab poocho kyun?????

Originally posted by: cscs

That mundi kuddi one makes it more hilarious n realistic.

Actually mai kuch log bolte hai mundi yha pe. 😆

Originally posted by: Cutiepie.sona

So true charu Di!

That Mundi was so funny😆😆

I just love how non-Punjabis put an innocent effort to try speaking it!

Being a punjabi myself I can't speak Punjabi properly...

But I love hearing punjabi from Non-punjabis...I found it very cute😳😆

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Kuch personal baatein- as such i am always busy 😎, just like PM of the country🤔, but I have updated my story fast- all credit goes to Ashwathy😃-( WeRockTheWorld).Well I have done it. Yipeee. Fulfilled my promise to you. Acchi baachi ho main😎😈.( Self praise mode is fully on)🤔

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Part 10

Mad Bose House - Under Sonakshi's bed behind the boxes

Dev- Dada!!! Food Seriously???

Sonakshi- Dada. What is this? Am telling you to switch on the light of the mobile.and all the time you are thinking about food.

Saurabh- Khanna hi jeevan hai .. Jeevan hi khanna hai. You see life is food and food is life.

Dev- See Saurabh I think this is matter of debate now. You see for some food is life, and for some food is only one of the requirement of the life. It doesn't mean I am against of foodie people.

Sonakshi- Areee chup - is this time for debate??? Light on karo koi.????

Bunty- Bhabhi!! my battery is down and even I have closed my eyes( blushing )

Dev laughing- Yes Bunty. Even I think your brain battery is not only down but shut off permanently.

Sonakshi- See your friend is so intelligent.He is closing his eyes in darkness.

Dev- Excuse me Madam, he was intelligent frnd before becoming Bhabhi ka bhakt. Aab bhabhi ke influence se unke dimaag ki baati gul ho gayi hai.

Sonakshi- Mr. Dev Dixit. This is clear cut accusations.I will not take this anymore.

Dev- Not accusation but just an observation.

Sonakshi- Kuch bhi.. I am telling you.. Once am out from this I will show you what is my observation.

Dev tickling Sonkashi at the back whispering in her ears- I am ready to see anything Ma'am.

Nervous Sonakshi in low volume= Devvv..

Bunty still closing his eyes= heheeh I don't want to say but I heard it.. heee

Dev giving elbow kick to Bunty - Bunty don't close eyes but close your ears.

Sonakshi= Baasss bahut hua.. Dada Please switch on the torch of the mobile.

Saurabh= Mera pass mobile nahi hai. Living room mein hai .. Go and bring it all by yourself.Hehehehehe Jaa Naaa Sona Mona Darling.

Sonakshi - DADA.. I will kill you- make a fist and hit on Dev's chest.

Dev- Areee meri Maa.. why me? Saurabh come on go outside..

Saurabh- Na Na Na .. Dev Babu If I will go out then again my turn will come. Main nahi jaoga..( making baby like faces to refuse to go outside)

Again one big push because of which Dev, sonakshi, Bunty, Saurabh all moved more inside the bed.

All in chorus- Kaun hai aab ?

Bujoy- Areee Main hoon.. Bujoy Bose... Saurabh Nalayak TU bhi yaha hai..

Saurabh- I can't stay with you. Move aside . I will go out and aap raheo yaha par.

Bujoy- I will not move aside. Jana toh ja..

Again Saurabh and bujoy was fighting like cat and dog under the bed behind the boxes- no actually boxes are outside the bed now.

Dev= Hey bhagwan .. I am dying because of suffocation , these people are fighting even in this tough situation.

Sonakshi almost lying over the Dev- Arreee chup karo to criticise Bose family. Koi light on karo please.Baba! Dada! Aree someone please put on the light.

Dev whispering in Sonakshi ear again-Itto si sonakshi.. You are killing me with your weight?

Sonakshi - Hello. don't lie. You are Dev the Khali Dixit. You will not die because of my weight. With this she puts more weight over him.

DEV- MUMMMY !!... MUMMY.!! Sonakshi you are on the top of me..

Blushing Bunty Still closing her eyes- Dev Bhai.. Kya ho raha hai??? Hehe - Omg woman on the top !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god.. Dev bhai.. please control..

Dev- I can't believe this. Open your eyes idiot Bunty..It is not that woman on the top idiot. Means it is but it is not..

Sonakshi almost lying comfortably on the Dev- Aree kya it is and not it is kar rahe ho.. Chup karo.

Sonakshi in high Volume- DADA. BABA.. JUST KEEP QUIET..

Both of them stopped after hearing Sonakshi s voice.

Because of Sonakshi s high pitch volume, Asha Maa came and informed everyone that games is finished now, please come outside , have a dinner.

Dinner table

Everyone is eating the food, but something was odd.. Something was not right.

Dadi- Ashaaa.. Aaj khanne mein kya daala hai?

Dev while munching - Aaj khanee mein kya daala hai ka kya matlab hai ???

Sonaskhi with casual tone- Woh Maa kabhi kabhi kuch aur bhi daal deti like...

Dadi- Yess aaj kerosene ki smell aa rahi hai.. Kahi Kerosene toh nahi daal diya tune?

Asha- Naa Naa Maa.. But wait kar bhi sakti hoon let me go and check it.

Too Scared Dev- Kerosene? Means Kerosene ??

Very cool and calm Sonakshi- But Maa kerosene kaise? Kitchen mein rats poison tha na ? Aab kerosene kyun ?

Extremely scared all Dixit members stopped eating food and was looking at each other.

Very cool and calm Sonakshi- Areee kya main hoon na ? Don't worry .. Eat .. But yes if anyone is feeling sick just tell me know immediately.

Too Scared Dev- Aur rats poison ka kya matlab hai ?

Very cool and calm Sonakshi - Well actual in our house, rats are very common. So Maa always likes to keep rats posion in the kitchen.Easy to remember, easy to use. But Maa sometimes in hurry , puts ingredients without looking at it. So last year maa puts two drops of rats poison in our food. After that you can imagine.

Too scared Dev self talk= Hey bhagwan ... Mera pura parivaar one night mein finish. ho jayega .Aur yeh log itne aaraam se kaise khaa rahe hai?

Asha came out- Maa I give up. I just can't figure it out.

Casual Sonakshi- Maa. But why are u keeping kerosene in the kitchen?

Before Bujoy speaks Dev said in high volume- Sab saurabh ki galati hai !!!

Bujoy while munching- Very good Dev Babu.How do you know about it?

Scared Dev- Just wild guess I would say..

Angry angry Saurabhi- BABA... Maa dekho na .. Aab issmein bhi meri mistake hai.

Bujoy- Haa toh.. Time se gas book karna chaiye tha Na??

Dadi- Asha .. Yeh sab kya ho raha hai???

Heran Pareshan Asha- Kya batao kya ho raha ?? Hope no one get sick after eating the food.

Dadi- It's ok Asha. Agar hoga then thodi time baad pata laag jayega..

Too Scared Dev self talk- Yes aur thodi dar mein toh hum logo ki post mortem report batayegi ki kya kya ingredients daale the??

After so called dinner is finished, means only Bose family and Bunty ate the food but Dixit members were still feeling hungry .

After having dinner, everyone was sitting on sofa for chit and chat

Asha announced everyone - Now it is time to cut the cake.

Dev- I would like to tell everyone that after this cake cutting, we all be going to DT multiplex for...

Everyone shout in high pitch - WOW.. MOVIE.. YIPEEE.

Neha- Wow bhai... Thanks a lot .. You don't have to do this ...

Dev- No.. No it is my duty to give you something. Since lovely (cough) Bose has done so many arrangements , it is my duty to do something for all of us as well.

Asha bought a beautiful cake , kept over the table, called everyone.

Neha blows the candle, everyone clapped it, but as soon as she tried to cut the cake with knife, the knife got stuck in the cake, and cake itself is as solid as stone. Neha was trying hard and hard to cut the cake, but failed miserably.

Then Sonakshi went inside the kitchen and bought a hammer along with her.

Sonakshi- Neha .. Yeh hammer se knife ko maar am sure cake will cut into pieces.

Now over frustrated Dev self talk- Wow cake ko hammer se cut karo..First time in my life am looking such scene. But well Bose family mein aisa ho sakta..

Neha tried hard, put she was not able to cut the cake. Finally Sonakshi came and hit the cake with hammer but nothing happened to cake.

Dadi -Asha. What is this ? what did you put in the cake ?

Asha- Maaa. WOh yaad nahi aa raha hai aab iss mein kya ghadbad ho gayi hai?

Bujoy- Sab Saurabh ki galati hai ?

Suarabh with high pitch - Aab issmein meri mistake hai??? Ghadbaad MAa ne kiya and mistake meri kaise???? ( started crying like a baby- oooaaaooaaa)

Bujoy- Because cake market se lekar aana chaiye tha na .. Aab dekho cake ko cut karna is almost impossible task lag raha hai.

Meanwhile bunty went outside and bought a beautiful pineapple cake for Neha.

Dev- Well let's leave that cake for a time being. I guess we should cut this cake for a change.

Well everyone agree with this without any discussion.

Neha cut the cake , feed the first piece to Nikki Riya and then to Sonakshi, and then she came towards Dev, and feed him cake with tears in her eyes. It was first time Dev was with her for her birthday.

Dev while getting emotional and eating the cake- Everyone let's move get ready to go to the theatre.

It is almost chaos after this, everyone was running here and there , Dev was confused to see why everyone wants to look prefect that too in theatre.

Inside the Theatre

Bose family was sitting at the back , and Bunty , riya , nikki, Neha, Sonakshi, & Dev were sitting exactly in front of the Bose family.

Bujoy- Kaun si movie hai? No one is here. Flop movie dekhne aaye hai humlog?

Dev- No actually I have booked the entire theatre for us.

Sonakshi- Wow. Movie shovie. Well tell us now what is the name of the movie?

Blushing Dev- Well that is surprise. Am sure everyone will love it.

Sonakshi- Awww... Blushing and all that. Adult movie dekhne aaye hai humlog? Dev???

Shocked Dev- Shut up Sonakshi. On second thought do you really want to see adult movie along with me.?? Hmm ??

Nervous Sonakshi- Naaahiii... I don't want to see anything ..

Flirting Dev- Naughty Sonakshi... Liar ..Don't worry/ Next time we will come together all alone and we will see something and do something together( wink at her).

Nervous but turning angry Sonakshi- Mr. Dev Dixit. Then I will kill you with my own hands.

Flirting Dev- Doesn't matter. As long as you allow me to do it something after that you can kill me.

First time Sonakshi was mum , she didn't say anything other than throwing her hands in the air.

Proud Dev- Wow .. I won.. Yippeee

Matured Dev come closed to Sonakshi- Don't be scared Sonakshi- bola na I won't do anything without your permission.

Sonakshi were looking into eyes of Dev. Both were staring each other, deep inside the soul.

Dadi saw Dev and Sonakshi staring each other lovingly.

Now lights goes off , advertisement was going on , Dev took out the pen and paper

Laughing very badly Sonakshi- Tum kya points note down karne wale ho movie mein ?

Dev- Yes. I want to note important points so that I will make facebook post to inspire my employees.

Sonakshi. HEIN???????????

Sonakshi saw image on screen - Documentary on Narayana Murthy .

Sonakshi- What ? Humlog Narayan Murthy ki documentary dekhne aaye hai?are you mad??

Dev- Hain toh?? He is very inspirational. It is very motivational story. I am sure Neha will like it. and please don't disturb me with your silly question.

Sonakshi look behind the Bose family, who are more shock than her and were in mute completely.

Bunty- Sonakshi Bhabhi.. Yeh kya hai ?

Sonakshi- Discovery channel dekho multiplex mein.

It was only Dev who were excited like a kid to watch this documentary, rest is too shock to even react.

After One hour- Almost everyone were sleeping. No it is nice movie, but who wants to see documentary movie in the multiplex in the night.

Asha opened her eyes to see whether movie is finished or not, but saw something else.

Sleeping Sonakshi was struggling keep her head on the chair. Dev pulled her towards him and put her head on his shoulder, and take out small very thin blanket from his bag, cover her up.

Asha was stunned to see how much caring Dev is for Sonakshi. How he is aware that sonakshi always like to take blanket to sleep peacefully.

Asha self talk- Sonakshi and her peaceful look of her face is clear indication of sonakshi's trust over Dev.

Asha self talk- Hey bhagwan. Means at last it happens. Aakhair Sonakshi ko Dev se pyaar ho hi gaya. But did she even knows about it.

Dadi was also awake and whispers into Asha's ears.

Dadi with serious tone- Asha. Yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Kya humari baachi sach mein ?

Asha- Maaa. It's all in the destiny. God is creator of this universe. We can't do much about it.

After So called documentary is finished,everyone is wakes up except Sonakshi. She was too tired and refused it to wakes up. Asha, Dadi tried many things but nothing works with Sonakshi but finally Dev with due permission from Asha and Dadi, pick her up and put her in the back seat of the car. Told Bunty to drop off Bose family member.

Ishwari Niwas.

Riya , Nikki, and Neha were feeling too sleepy, so as soon as they reached home, they quickly went to their room.

Dev again pick Sonakshi - put her on the bed and switch on the A/c and cover her up with blanket.

Dev don't want to disturb Sonakshi , so quietly went to study room to finish the remaining office work .

After 1.5 hours , Dev almost finished the office work, and was feeling sleepy. But he saw lights on of his room. He quickly entered into his room and saw Sonakshi after taking a bath , was coming out from the bathroom.

Dev with concern - Sonakshi!! Why and where are you going at this time?

Sonakshi - Mr. Dev Dixit .. Don't you think you are asking to many questions from me ? What is wrong with you?

Matured Dev activated hold her from hand- Kyun ?? Nahi karna chaiye? Sorry if I ask you some personal questions? But you are staying at my home,your safety is also my responsibility.

Sonakshi sensed that Dev is upset - Yes. I am sorry. Actually I am going to hospital. My patient is serious, and no one knows her history clearly other than me , so they called me, I need to go. Don't worry I will go and come most probably in the morning.

Dev holding her hand again- Am coming with you. You are not going all alone at this time.

Sonakshi- But am used to of it. Believe me, even before marriage, I used to go and come all by myself.

Matured Dev coming very close to Sonakshi- I know MS. Sonakshi , you are brave and capable of handle any situation. I can't leave you like this. It is not about you, it is about me now. So please cooperate, your patient is serious and we need to go quickly.

Outside Hospital

Dev and Sonakshi reached hospital within half an hour, Sonakshi has requested "N" number of times Dev, to go home, but he refused to go and was waiting in the car for her.

It was almost 4am- When operation is done successful, many doctors wants to speak to Sonakshi and congratulate her for successful delivery of one of the most difficult case of the hospital , but she was in hurry, so much that she didn't even talked to Elena properly, came out from the hospital quickly.

When Sonakshi came near to the car of the Dev Dixit, saw Dev was sleeping on the front seat of the car in the very uncomfortable position. Somewhere Sonaskhi was touched by his caring attitude.

Sonkashi pat at the car door of the Dev, Dev quickly opened the door of the car, enquired about the patient and he drove towards the home.

Sonakhi And Dev both were yawning continuously, so Dev stopped the car near tea stall.

Dev- Chalo Madam. Have some tea. As such it is already 4:45am.

Dev ordered tea for both and Sonakshi goes to the back seat of the car and closed her eyes .

After 10 mins Dev came back with two hot teas and even he sat at the back seat of the car near Sonakshi.

Dev- Well !! Here is your tea Madam. Good to know your patient and baby is safe.

Sonakshi- Yeah god is great and with his blessing everything went well.

Dev- You believe in god.

Sonakshi- What do you mean by that? you don't believe in god?

Dev- Nahi.. Mere liye meri Maa hi bhagwan hai..She is my god. She made me. I am here because of her hard work.So I worship my mother and not any idol.

Sonakshi- You really love your mother? Don't you??

Dev- Of course. I don't think I need to say this?

Sonakshi - And what about your sisters?

Dev- Well ..I will not lie but they are my responsibilities and we hardly get any time to sit and chat and share our feelings.

Sonakshi- Wow chalo main akeli responsibilities nahi hoon.

Flirting Dev pulling her more- Bura laga.. I am sorry..

Nervous Sonakshi was stammering now- Naaahiii.

Matured yet bit romantic Dev pulling her more closely and keeping his hand over her shoulder almost whispering in soft tone-Why are you so scared of me ? Abhi bhi darr lagata hai mujhse.

Sonakshi was not looking up self talk- God.. What is wrong with me? Just look at me. I am Dr. Sonakshi Bose, so much bindaas, talked about anything without any hesitation and fear that too infront of anyone. Then why I am feeling so nervous with his touch. why am blushing? God please stop me..Please please.

Matured yet bit romantic Dev hold her face with his hands so that he can read Sonakshi eyes properly, instead Sonakshi was still looking down and not in his eyes- Don't tell me you are still scared because of that hospital kiss. Bhool jao usko.. Sorry bola na maine!!. Sonakshi.

Matured Dev yet bit romantic Dev- Look at me else I will again kiss you.

But Sonakshi was struggling within herself, so she was not looking at him.

Matured Dev yet bit romantic Dev just to tease her , bring his lips over her lips- gave slightest gentle kiss of the world.

Matured Dev yet bit romantic after giving extreme gentle kiss of the world= Thank you Sonakshi for doing so much for Neha and for me as well.

Already nervous , with gentle kiss and Dev's beautiful words, Sonakshi started crying , she herself doesn't know the reason of her cry, but she was crying for no major reason. May be because she was not able to keep control over her nervousness and first time in her life, she was feeling weak and unable to understand her own feelings.

Matured Dev quickly hugged her - What happened? Sonakshi ?? Sorry again I kiss you without your permission is the reason of your cry.

Crying Sonakshi still hugging Dev - Even I don't know why I am crying? I want to cry , so I am crying.

Matured yet flirty Dev still hugging sonakshi- So you are not crying because of kiss.

Innocently Crying Sonakshi- No that is not the reason. After realising what she said, she bit her tongue.

Matured yet flirty Dev still hugging sonakshi - Ohh .that means I can give you kiss anytime,since you don't have any problem with it.

Innocent turn into violent Sonakshi hit Dev on his shoulder- aaa..

Matured yet flirty Dev- Aree ek toh khud maar rahi hoo upar se khud hi Aaa aaa kar rahi hoo.

Wiping her tears Sonkashi- I want to go home.

Matured Dev while picking tea cups- Yes Sonakshi !! Let's go home.

Off they went to their home, Dev and Sonakshi went straight to the room, not talking much , sleep like a donkey, ignoring rest of the world.

Next epsiode.

Elena- Sonakshi?? Why are you so dull today ? anything happened with MR. Dev Dixit. Did he trouble you again ??

Sonakshi with tears in her eyes- Nahi.. But I want to say something else.

Elena- What ?

Teary Sonakshi- Woh bahut acche hai Elena.. Mr. Dev Dixit is nice man. And am so proud to know him personally.

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Ha ha I am one of the first!

Originally posted by: Aishu13

Ha ha I am one of the first!