Waqt Ne kiya Kya Hassi Sitaam - part 13 page 74 updated FF -Actually - Page 26

Originally posted by: sa1234B

Hillarious post as alwayz🤣 loved it

Plz update soon..

eagerly waiting for the update..pls update soon dear😊

Originally posted by: preethik

It's getting better & better mayu! Looking forward to the next update.

OMG Mayu Di
So it's devakshicrazy's birthday and aapne mujhe wish kar DIYA
Btw Maine dekha ki Maine aapke story ke Is part PE comment nahi kiya
Chalo ab kar deti Hun
Aap to hansa hansa ke maar hi dalogi,Dev to sach me sona ka murder hi kar dega and sona to saare ke saare dixits ko seedha kar degi

Originally posted by: lourel24

Superb. I can't stop laughing.

Originally posted by: swalia

Awesome story, it is so hilarious. Pls update the next part soon

Originally posted by: swalia

Awesome story, it is so hilarious. Pls update the next part soon

Originally posted by: asifiqbalsh

Nice update dear

Originally posted by: lucky_princess

I guess i will die of laughter today...🤣
ur sarcasm.. nd sense of humour is way tooo good!🤣🤣.
Arrey kaise likhthi ho ye sab?! I am dying of laughter... the wrds u use to describe everyone..is damn crazy.
Nd Dev ka entry Bose house mein bohoth bura tha..nd Sona.. poor girl..feeling like she has entered a haunted house.
Sona's self talk regarding Ish and Dev was really really funny.😆😆
Then the feminist and Dev talk was enough and i was laughing so badly.
Then Sona's and Dev's convo made me fall from my bed. The was she was questioning him..nd he was not understanding head or tail of it.. 🤣🤣
Then when he got to know abt it... he was soo damn furious at her.
🤣
And her kicks...poor guy.
Continue sooonish..
I am still laughing 😆

Love Sharmi.

Some personal baatein - @DevakshiCrazy (Galu)- Happy Birthday Girl 🥳Cutie si Pie Like to dedicate this part to you both

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Chapter 7

Ishwari Niwas

Dev came back from the office really late, went to his room and was bit disturbed to know Sonkashi is not in the home.

Dev after fresh up went to the kitchen to enquire more about Sonakshi.

Dev- Maa..Sonkashi nahi aayi abhi tak.

Immediately Ishwari facial expression was changed after this question and said in strict tone- Nahi Dev aur Mujhe kuch nahi pata..

Dev- Alright. Nahi main toh bass aise hi pooch raha tha.Matlab bahut late ho gaya and Delhi is not safe place for girls specially late night.

Ishwari- Haan who toh hai. But aab pata nahi uska kya hai uske parents ne kaise upbringing di hai..

Dev- Maa. Wohh acche log hai.. And..

Ishwari - Tujhe bahut pata hai unke baare mein? Tu bata tu aur main neha, nikki and riya ko jaane dege 6pm baje ke baad aise ghar se baar. But usko dekh der raat tak ghar nahi aayi aur koi phone nahi kuch bhi nahi..

Dev- Maa.. Woh and neha, nikki, riya mein difference hai.

Ishwari - Main bhi wohi bol rahi hoon beta.Uss mein and meri betiyao mein difference hai.

Dev - Maa who doctor hai ..

Ishwari- Dev .. Tujhe kya ho gaya hai? Usko ghar mein aaye 2 din nahi hue hai aur tu uske liye mujhse beehess kar raha hai.. Matlab woh ladki samajh mein bahut tez hai

Dev selftalk - God. Baat kaha ki kaha ja rahi hai..

Dev- Aisa kuch nahi hai Maa. Chal Khanna de de mujhe bhook lagi hai.

Ishwari was happy to hear Dev wants to eat with her, she quickly went inside the kitchen

After 15 mins Ishwari- Dev chal Khanna chal. Subah bhi nahi khaya

Dev- Main...

Meanwhile Sonakshi was coming inside the Ishwari Niwas all tired . Dev was happy to see Sonkashi coming inside home.

Dev- Good .. Aa gayi tum.. Chalo Sonakshi Khanna Khanne.

Sonakshi- You eat. I will not eat. Saying this she went towards room.

Dev- Yeh bahut difficult hai yaar.

Ishwari- Dev !! DEV.. Chal.

But Dev went towards his room to talk to Sonkashi.

Ishwari was upset and banged the untensils on the dinning table . Neha observed her from far and understood her insecurities.

INSIDE DEV' S Room

Dev- Sonkashi!!!! Listen to me.

Sonakshi--Uff. Mr. Dev Dixit .. Am really tired. Please !!I beg of you - leave me alone and am not interested in any types of arguments.Please please.

Dev- Alright. I am not disturbing you and am requesting you to come and have a dinner with us. After that you are free to take rest.

Sonaskhi- I had my dinner outside. I am full. I will not eat. You go and have your dinner.

Dev- Sonkashi!!! Stop behaving like a kid. And come! Let's go for dinner.

Sonakshi- Main nahi chalogi

Dev- Tum ko chalna hoga

Sonakshi in more higher tone- Main nahi chalogi!

Dev hold her dupatta and started pulling her - Tum ko Chalna hoga.

Sonakshi was equally pulling dupatta towards her- Main nahi chalogi

Finally itto si sonakshi can't pull dupatta any more and released her hand from dupatta and with sudden release of dupatta , Dev lost his balance and fall down again his back got hurt.

Dev- Maa.. Meri kamaar...

Sonakshi - Uff .. let me see!! Let me see.

Dev- No let me see till you come and have dinner with us..

Sonakshi like a baby just holding her head in left right - right left direction.

Dev holding her waist- Maa .. Aab kya Jaan kar lekar Maanegi.. Accha baba I am sorry for morning drama.. Aab maaf karo and please thoda aaraam se Bruce lee ki behen Choos Li.

Finally Sonaskhi give up and went behind Dev for dinner.

At dinner table.

Ishwari was purposely started the conversation about their past, so that sonakshi can't contribute to their conversation , will stay away and will not get Dev's attention.

Suddenly drunk Vicky was making nosiy entry in the house.

Drunk Vicky- Dev bhai. Bua...and yeh new entry kaun hai?

Dev- Vicky. Apne room mein jao. Will speak tomorrow.

Ignoring Dev instructions, Drunk Vicky came too close to Sonkashi., Dev immediately get up from his chair, holding him tightly.

Dev in high tone- Vicky.Go to your room now and called keechu bhaiya to take him inside his room.

Drunk Vicky- Wow. Beautiful item piece is at home. Aab ghar mein maan laga rahega.

Dev was giving him angry look whereas Sonakshi was completely ignoring his cheap comments and antics, she was simple looking inside the mobile, eating her food .

Ishwari self talk- Kaise ladki hai? Aate hai hi bhaiyo mein fight kara di.

Din aur din fight hote gaye- Dev was haraan and Pareshaan because of Sonakshi- Kabhi night kick se, toh kabhi uski chilliam chilli se, toh kabhi room ko full store mein convert karo, kabhi Dev ke saath physical maara maari se..

Leap time in my story 😆😆It was almost one and half month after their marriage.

Bunty was talking to Dev , Ishwari was cooking kachori rest everyone is doing their own work in their own world

In garden area

Neha- Wow Sonakshi. Kaise time gaya pata hi nahi chala na. Maano Kal hi aayi thi ghar mein.

Sonakshi- Yes adjusting hoon main. Waise tumhare brother ke saath rahena is not easy.

Neha- Kyun ?Bhai night mein kuch karte hai kya ? ( in naughty tone)

Sonakshi and Neha was having friendly relationship- where they can pull each other leg and can share anything means anything with each other.

Sonakshi- Ohh Please.. Actually woh... I means mujhe doubt hai ki woh u know what I means to say.

Neha - Nahi.. what ?

Sonakshi - I think he is kanta ben type .. heheh

Neha-Now this is not fair Sonakshi. Kuch bhi

Sonakshi runs after neha to give her more explaination but Bunty heard this conversation ..

Bunty - Oh my god. Dev bhai aur kenta Ben type.. Nahi aisa nahi ho sakta. Wait hob hi sakta hai.. Dev bhai ne aaj tak koi aisi waisi gandhi baat bhi share nahi ki ..Hey bhagwan..

Night time

Ishwari Niwas

Dev came home late night and enquired about sonakshi immediately. Ishwari was displeased to see Dev constent regarding Sonakshi . So told him that she had informed her that she will go to her parents today . She has some work. So she won't be coming home today.

Immediately Dev was feeling restless, and was not at liking the quietness of the house. Once upon a time there was so much silence in the house,and he used to like this silence. Now this silence is killing him. And he was not understanding the reason behind it.

Bunty again came and gave school stuff to Neha as she was told him to bring from the market.

Dev- Arre Bunty Aaja. Morning mein bhi baat nahi hui tujhse .. Good timing.

Bunty - Kuch nahi aise hi. Neha ka school ka kuch stuff tha woh dene aaya tha.

Dev- Wohi toh. Accha hua na. chaal bahut din se baat nahi hui hai tujhe. Chal room mein chal kar baat karte hai.

Dev went to the room after finishing the dinner, and ordered Bunty to come quickly.

Scared Bunty doesn't want to go to Dev's room as sonakshi dialogue was echoing in his ears

Dev's Room

Dev busy inside the office files- aaja bunty. Aur bata kya chal raha hai. Aisa kar ghar phone kar de ki tu yaha par rahene wala hai.

Dev- We will stay and talk whole night. I want to share so many new happenings of my life.

Scared Bunty- Nahi main ghar jata hoon. Aaj sonakshi Bhabhi bhi nahi hai.

Dev- Areee pagal. Tabhi toh aaj mooka bhi hai dastur bhi hai. Pata bhi phir hum logo ko next chances kab milega .

Over scared Bunty- Kaun sa chances? Aree kaisa chances?

Clueless busy in file Dev- Bunty Why are u asking so many questions? Hum log saath mein( he didn't' complete his sentence because he was too engrossed in some mistakes in files)

Bunty Self talk- Saath mein kya ? Dev bhai main aisa waisa nahi hoon .. Meri GF bhi hai and mujhe only girls mein interest hai.

Clueless Busy in file Dev"Aree tune abhi tak call nahi kiya kar na jaldi. Aunty pareshan ho rahi hogi?

Scared bunty called his mom and informed her that he will staying with Dev bhai today.

After hanging the phone Clueless busy in file again give instructions to Bunty to close the door.

Bunty- Hein? Close kyun karna hai door? Open rakhte hai na ?

Clueless busy in file Dev- Aree humari baatein waatein ki aawaaj bhaar jayegi unncecessary sab ko disturb. U close the door. And comfortable ho ja.. I am nearly done.

Scared Bunty self talk- Baatein toh theek hai but waatein kya hai ? Aur kya aawazz karege hai hum ??

Tooo Scared Bunty again unwillingly close the door on the repeatitive request of Dev.

Clueless busy in file Dev- TU fresh ho ja . Change into something comfortable. Am sure tujhe dress change karna hoga.

Tooo Scared Bunty- Nahi mujhe kuch nahi karna hai..

Cluesless busy in file- Areee accha shirt mein kyun Sona hai tujhe and ( again left the sentence incomplete) and again started speaking- Bunty kar na jaldi.

Tooo scared Bunty took off his shirt and cross his hand over his shoulder and started crying in loud voice- OOo

Clueless Dev stopped working with files, shocked to see Bunty crying and came towards him- Kya hua tujhe Bunty ?Tu Rooo Kyun raha hai ?

Crying litres of tears Bunty - still standing with crossing his hands over his shoulder- Nahi Dev bhai.. Please don't do this with me.. Started moving away from Dev.

Completely Cluless Dev- HEIN ? Kya matlab hai iska?

Crying litres of tears Bunty- Dev Bhai. Mujhe Ladki pasand hai sachi- moochi..Jo karna hai aisa waisa woh mujhe ladki ke saath karna hai aisa waisa.

Completely clueless and frustrated Dev- Mera kya role hai tujhe ladki pasand hai. Its good then main kya karo?

Over crying litres of tears Bunty- Dev bhai sab kuch jaan kar bhi aap mere saath aisa waisa karna chahte ho . Then mujhe toh rona aayega naa.. Ooo

Frustrated Dev- BUNTY !! mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai ?Aur phele toh tu yeh haath neeche kar? He are behaving so odd currently?

Crying litres of tears Bunty- Dekha !! Dekha!! Dev bhai. Aap kaise ???

Frustrated Dev - Aree kya dekha ??? Main kuch nahi dekha mere bhai?

Crying litres of tears Bunty- Nahi! Nahi ! Dev Bhai main aur kuch nahi dekha sakta hoon. Mujhe chhood doo !! Ooo !! Mujhe Jaana do..

Over Frustrated Dev- Enough of this rona dhona. Bunty mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai? Chup chap bata kyun Roo raha hai??

Crying litres of tears Bunty- Trying to calm himself- Woh app "WOH" ho na isliye .. Aap mere saath woh karne chahte ho. Jabki main main onl woh ladki ke saath .. Ooo

Almost about to kill anyone mental state Dev- Unbelievable!!! This room is jinx now. Jab se sonakshi iss room mein aayi hai. I can't live my life peacefully. Anyone means anyone comes into this room turned into complete mental person.

Crying only litres of tears Bunty- Ooo

Almost about to kill anyone mental state Dev- Holding Bunty with his innerwear. CHUP!! I WANT TO KNOW REASON IN ONLY 2 SENTENCE THAT TOO CLEAR AND CUT LANGUAGE.

Still crying tiny miny tears Bunty- Woh aaj morning mein Maine Sonakshi Bhabhi- Neha ki Baat suni thi.

Almost about to kill anyone mental state Dev- Dekha Dekha..Aisa pagalpan meinSonakshi ka haath definitely hoga.. What next ( in strict tone)

Little bit crying Bunty- Sonakshi Bhabhi ne Neha ko bola ki aap woh ho?

Kill anyone any momemt mental Dev - KYA BOLA.

Calm down Bunty- KI AAp kenta ben type ho?

Kill Kill Kill Mental Dev- WHAT? NOT AGAIN THAT KENTA BEN? UFF how many times I have repeat this that I am not that kenta ben type of person? Aur Tu?? TUjhe kaise laga ? Don't you know me Bunty?

Calm down Bunty- Nahi mujhe laga ki aap ne waise bhi kabhi bhi aisi waisi koi gandi baat nahi ki ladki ke liye .. Issliye mujhe bhi laga ki ho sakta hai?

Kill KILL kILL mental Dev- TUJHE lagaaa. Aur kya Gandi baat ? Iss Gandi baat is criteria of being normal sex orientation?

Now feeling guilty Bunty- Dev bhai am sorry. Woh mistake.

Kill KILL KILL mental Dev- Pls Bunty I want to go home right now. Otherwise main gusse mein murder bhi kar sakta hoon. Plsss.

NEXT DAY

Whole night Dev Dixit was very very angry thinking about whole bunty drama and obviously was super angry over sonkashi for saying Kenta ben dialogue repetitively.

IIM's Hospital.

Sonakshi and Elena came out from OT , and receptionist informed her that someone names - Dev Dixit is wating for her from almost 2 hours.

Elena- Oh my god.. Sonakshi. Dev is here? Hmm so baatein baad rahi hai tum logo ke beech.

Sonkashi - Stop it Elena. Never ever.. Me and Dev is like opposite poles.

Elena- But you know opposite attracts.

While walking towards her room- in our case opposite formulae doesn't works, it repels - goes inside the room

Sonakshi s Room

Sonkashi- Hello Mr. Dev Dixit is here? Wow My small room is blessed now.

Dev- I am very angry with you sonakshi.

Sonakshi- Hello Bhaisahab. Allegation without explaination doesn't work with me .

Dev- OHhh now listen this story.

Dev narrates her entire Bunty night drama story to her including semicolon, full stop.

After hearing the entire sonakhsi was - OH MY GOD.. This is crazy means actual mein Bunty ko laaga that you will do aisa waisa with him..Sonakshi was laughing uncontrollably

Dev- Sonakshi .. STOP IT.Stop laughing and give explaination why did you say such thing to Neha? When I have said to clearly that day that I am not that type.

Sonakshi was not listening and was laughing like a mad person- hitting table and rolling here and there.

Hearing Sonakshi's laugh , elena was curious to know why sonakshi was laughing like this so she get up her chair and goes towards Sonakshi's room.

Dev- STOP IT SONAKSHI. ELSE I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS.

Sonakshi was not listening at all. In the end Dev took her arm pulled her towards him, lift her in the air, and banged he gave a soft kiss on her soft lips. Sonakshi was shaking and was trying to speak but the words wouldn't come out but Dev was pressing his lips forcefully on her. Dev let go of her arms and put his on the back of her neck pulling her as close to him as he could. His hands started to move down her back. she could feel his tongue tracing her bottom lip begging for her to open her mouth. she opened my mouth just slightly and felt his tongue on her. Every kiss became harder and more intense. He began biting her bottom lip. Each touch with more adrenaline than the one before. she couldn't form one single thought. All she could feel were his hands on my waist and trailing up and down her arms and back. Every time he kissed her she became more deeply entranced. His intensity increased. We had barely come up for air this whole time. Neither of both could pull away. Finally she pushed him off of her. We were both out of breath. she couldn't speak. she just looked at him. His intense stare turned into a wide smile. His eyes sparkled. she felt a bubbling excitement she had never felt before. He leaned in and kissed her gently on the lips He stepped back and looked her in the eyes- I have told you am not a kanta ben type. Saying this he winked at her.

Elena was shocked to see entire kissing scene in front of her. Too shocked she quickly goes towards her room.

Before leaving Dev said - So Ms. Bose. Hope everything is clear and cut now.Once again Wink at her and left the room with a smile.

Shocked Sonakshi did't even blinked her eyes till Elena came and started patting her shoulder.

Elena- Sonakshi..!!!! OH MY God.. I don't want to hear any false story now. Because I myself has witness this ... Kya kar rahe the ? Hospital mein yeh sab then ghar mein kya kya ?? Sonakshi tere liye room book karo kya? Am sure very soon you will be landing here with full 9 month pregnant tummy .BY the way he is damn handsome.

Shocked Sonakshi- HEIN..kaun ? Main Kaun ? Aap Kaun?

Elena was laughing- Yes definitely you will ask me this question? After all you got your princes charming now.

Shocked Sonakshi was too shocked to say anything or do anything but was embrassed to think that elena will never allow her to forget this incident now.

Evening time

Super happy Dev entered the house singing some tune. Ishwari was shocked to see Dev singing .

Ishwari - Kya baat hai Dev. Aaj morning mein toh TU bahut chhid - chhid kar gaya tha. Aur abhi itna khush..? Chalo aacha hai..Office mein sab kaam acche se hue na .

Super Happy Dev- Yes Maa aaj toh sab acche se hua.

Again Bunty entered into the house, for some work with Neha, was avoiding Dev.

Dev- Aree Bunty.. Why are you standing there.? Come here.

At the same time Sonkashi entered the house, both Bunty and Sonakshi were going into flashback mode , remembering each and everything.

Dev was noticing the changes in their faces, and was enjoying it.

Dev- Aree sonakshi- Tum waha kyun ho? Aao Bunty se baat karo?

Bunty- Tumhari Sonakshi Bhabhi aayi hai. Baatein waatein karo!!

Bunty and Sonakshi were not ready to face each other.

Bunty- JO hua So Hua.. Dev Bhai Jaane do na.

Super happy Dev- Nahi Nahi..Tum toh Sonkashi Bhabhi ki baat maante ho. Sonkashi wants to clear something about me.

Sonkashi was angry , embrassed thinking about hospital scene , pushed , punched Dev in the stomach and ran towards room.

Bunty- Main bhi Jaoo.

Super happy Dev-folder his hands- Go ...U also go.. Bhabhi ka Bhakt.

Sonakshi banged her room door, the noise came till living room.

Ishwari- Sonkashi ko bilkul manners nahi hai. Koi aisa karta hai bhala.

Super Happy Dev self talk- Dev beta aaj toh double Khanna touss le.Aaj toh bhayankar war hone wala hai room mein. Aaj kiss ka hisss nikalega room mein. But there was still smile on his face

Next part - 8

Sonakshi was running after Vicky up, down, left, right and bitting him with belt.

Mamiji- Aaja Dev .. Dekh Dekh kya kar rahi hai yeh ladki.

Dev- Sonakshi... Stop It.

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