Waqt Ne kiya Kya Hassi Sitaam - part 13 page 74 updated FF -Actually - Page 22

Originally posted by: Ferdous_69

Amazing update Mayu di... 🤗 🤗
I am totally hooked on this... egerly waiting to know what will happen next...
Ohhh I sooo love this Sona ❤️ ❤️ bechara Dev 😆 😆
Next update soon Mayu di...

Originally posted by: sumana.shesha

Om My God !!!!

I cant stop laughing !!!!

Mind blowing update :)

Superb :)

Amazing :)

Loved it :)

Update soon :)

Thanks for the PM :)

Originally posted by: ashlyn12

Read the whole story in a go! It is totally hilarious! Was laughing throughout. Just loved it❤️

Part 6

Kuch Personal baatein - This part like to dedicate to AnanyaGhosh (promise kiya tha) and itto si Shaktiman ko 😆 and Soni for writing over emotional post for my story😭

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Once upon a time over cool and calm Dixit house :

Dev's Room:

Grumpy Dev: Maaa... My back is paining. Sharing a room with her for one night, has done so damage to my health.

BIndaas Sonakshi- Hello Raja Beta .. Why are u crying and doing Khud khud early morning.

Grumpy Dev- Itto Si Sonakshi need double sized bed . Because of your kicks , my back is paining terribly.

Bindaas Sonakshi- Aree pain ho raha hai. Dekho Dekho..

Grumpy Dev- Haath maat lagana .. Khooni Doctor.

Bindass Sonakshi- Hello!! I am just helping you. Don't forget am doctor and can be very useful in this situation.

Grumpy Dev- You are not simply doctor. You are mad doctor, whose main object in life is to kill innocent people like me.

Bindass turned into violent Sonakshi- Mr.Dev .. what ever is your surname. Don't you dare to speak to me like this. It's your fault that you were not ready to listen in the night. By the way sharing the room was not my idea so you can't raise a finger on me.Dare you I repeat dare you blame me for this things. I will show my bhayankar wala Roop. Bose toh Dhoos nahi dena .. Got it.

Grumpy turned helpless Dev - Tum se baat karne se accha hai main khuye( well ) mein khud jaoo..

Aaata Maajhi Satakli Sonakshi- Khuye mein jao ki Jahanum mein jaao . Main waha par bhi hep karogi. Tumhe push karogi. See am good helpful and useful doctor.

Saying this Aaata Maajhi Satakli Sonakshi gave tight elbow kick to Grumpy turned helpless Dev.- Ouch ... Don't do this. Don't you dare to touch me. Haath nahi Lagana mujhe

Aaata Maajhi Satakli- It's my life , my choice. Haath lago ki paair lagao.. Oh yeah you are not interested . You are kenta ben type na.

Grumpy turned helpless turned almost lost sanity Dev- Kkkeeentaaa Beeennn..

Grumpy turned helpless turned lost sanity Dev pushed Aaata Majhi Satakli Sonakshi and started pulling her hair. In turned Sonakshi started pulling his hair.

Both of them together - Aaa

Both of them are now on floor over each other, pulling each other hair.

Mamaji Room

Mamaji heard the noises from Dev's room.

Mamaji- Iss ghar mein aawaaze .. ? Aur woh bhi aise- aaa type.

Mama run towards Dev;s room and shocked to see Dev and sonkashi rolling here and there and pulling each other hair.

Mamaji- Dev beta ??...

Hearing Mamaji voice , Dev and Sonakshi stopped pulling each other hair.

Sonakshi's look up and then realised that she was actually over Dev. Dev and Sonkashi were too embrassed to say anything, stand up and with their head down.

Mamaji- BHAI.. BAHUT HI VICHITAR SCENE THA. Dev Dixit, ceo of Ishwari enterprise, and you, Sonakshi , so called doctor, fighting like 5 year old kids, pulling each other hair.

Lost Sanity Dev - Mamaji .. Yeh sab Sonakshi ki Galati hai.

Still Aata Maajhi Satakli Sonakshi- Dev Dixit copy cat .. Saying dialogue of my baba.

Lost Sanity Dev- Tum ne mujhe woh bola and kick maari.

Aata Maajhi satakli- Tum ne mere hair pull karna start kiya. Agar tum karoge then main bhi karogi.

Mamaji- Areee chup. Pagal ho gaye ho kya. Atleast look at your age and behave accordingly.

Lost sanity Dev- Jab se isse mila hoon mera brain cells ke functioning mein kharabhi aa gayi hai.

Aata Majhi Satakli Sonakshi- Oh yes.. Woh isliye kyunki woh pehle dead zone mein the atleast because of me , kuch functioning toh start hui.

Lost sanity Dev- I will kill her today and will go to the jail.

Aata Majhi satakli Sonakshi- Again am telling you in advance , my soul is very revengeful soul. Maar bhi gayi still tum se revenge lekar rahogi. Mr. Dev Dixit.

Mamaji in high pitch- CHUUUPPP.. Dev tum mere saath mere room mein and Sonakshi tum please living room mein jao. Have some breakfast.

Lost Sanity Dev and Aata Majhi Satakli Sonkashi both give very very angry look to each other . Mamaji actually have to pull Dev and forcefully took him to his room.

Inside Car

Mamiji was already back from native place, both Ishwari and Mamiji went to temple, where Ishwari told her each and everything about Sonkashi.

Ishwari- Aab aap samajhi Bhabhi. Bahut Teez hai woh. Mujhe woh Dev ke ass pass bhi nahi chaiye.

Mamiji- Jiji. Why worry you? I there you. Aisa sabak seekhaogi ki 2 days mein wapas ghar jaayegi

Ishwari- Nahi Bhabhi. Uska humare ghar mein rahena Dev ke liye I means uske company ke liye benefit hai. Agar chali jayegi then Dev ko loss ho sakta hai aur woh main kabhi bhi nahi chahati

Mamiji - Ohh I see. Jiji. Aisa hi hoga. Dekhna kaise chup kar ke bethegi woh. Aisa kaam mein phassogi mein pata bhi nahi chalega woh ghar mein hai ki bhi nahi.

Saying this both Mamiji and Ishwari reached home.Ishwari went to her room ignoring sonakshi and Mamiji purposely came towards Sonakshi.

In Dining Area

Aata Majhi Satakli Sonakshi was having breakfast and her mood was really really really off.

Uncivilised Mamiji- Haye Raam. Dekho toh .. Yeh ladki yeh kya hai ?

Aata Majhi Satakli- Kya hai means? Din hai, dinning table hai, aur mere haath mein Khanna hai. Problem hai aaapko ..

Uncivilised Mamiji- Dekho tech pech mech jo bhi bolte hai usko tum iss ghar ki bahu ho. Then tum ko aaj Khanna banana chaiye sab ke liye. Sabko khila kar then Khanna chaiye tha. Itna bhi nahi aata tum ko.

Aata Majihi satakli Sonakshi selftalk- Hahah yeh buddhi gayi. She will regret this panga forever.

Aata Majihi Satakli Sonkashi - Mujhe kyaa aata hai kya nahi aata I don't think am liable to tell you. Liable ka meaning samajh mein aaya ki samajho mein.

Uncivilised Mamiji- Haye Raam , Aise bolte hai Bade Buzurg ko.?

Aata Maiji Satakli Sonakshi- Haa toh Bade Buzurg ko apni respect haath mein rakhni chaiye na . Aise baat hi kyun bolna ki chote ko insult kare pade? Bolo bolo

Uncivlised Mamiji - Faltu ki baat maat karo Bangalan .. - Aaj office nahi kitchen mein jaa kar khana banao

Aata Majhi satakli - Theek hai hospital nahi kitchen entry leti hoon and dussra agar khanne ke baad aap logo ki entry bhagwan ke ghar mein ho then mujhe koi maat bolna .Sab log khanne se phele mujhe write kar ke dege ki mujhe Khanna banane ke liye forceful kiya tha so unke consequences ke liye main responsible nahi hoon

Uncivilised Mamiji- Bahut Teez ho tum bangalan .

Highest form of Aata Majhi Satakli Sonakshi - Aab agar naam se nahi bola na Khanna wahana sab baad mein sab se phele injection laga dugi. Phir na awaaz aayegi aur na yeh bangalan word.

Uncivilised Mamiji- Dev Beta. Dev Beta. Jiji. Dekho yeh ladki mujhe kya bol rahi hai?

Dev, Mamaji, Ishwari came towards dining area.

Uncivilised Mamiji - Started fake crying- Yeh ladki mujhe Injection ki dhamaki de rahi hai. Bol rahi hai meri aawaaz band kar degi. Dev beta dekh.

Ishwari - Sonakshi Yeh kya baat hui baado se baat karne ki.?

Intensed Dev- Sonakshi .. This is...

Sonakshi just showed him hand- Aaab baaasss..

Sonakshi came towards Dev- Mr. Dev Dixit. Before saying a word to me .Teach something to your people.

Intense Dev- Sonakshiii. Show some respect to an adult.I know she is my aunt and you have no relation with her. But what is the problem is giving respect to adult.

Matured- fighting spirit Sonakshi- You are giving lecture to me on " Respect" I believe that we should respect everyone unless the other person has an attitude or character that you despise. Forcing yourself to respect someone you don't like seems stupidity to me. More importantly, age should not be a deal-breaker when it comes to respecting others. Respect elders. Respect kids. Everyone has their own character and they ALL know something you don't !
That being said, the whole concept of respecting elders presumes that everyone older than you is more matured and wiser than you. I totally disagree with that idea. Experiences do not necessarily make you wiser.

Matured - Fighting spirit Sonakshi -So whom should I give respect or not should be purely my decision and my reaction is depends on action of that person. I think I gave more than enough explaination. Rest you sit and liste to her fantasy stories, am too busy to hear that.

Saying this she just hold his hand and put the sandwich she was eating on his hand. Thanks for sandwich and I will not eat over here.

Not feeling good Dev- Sonakshi .. You are blowing things out of proportion. You are taking things in wrong way.

Fighting for Self Respect Sonaskhi- Didn't even bother to give answer to Dev Dixit. Catch a cab and off she goes to Hospital.

Mamiji - Dekha Dev beta. Bahut tez hai woh.

Dev with stern voice- Mamiji .. Yeh bahut Galat hua. Showed sandwich piece to Ishwari . Yeh galat hai Maa. Hum log itne gareeb hai ki ek ladki ko Khanna bhi nahi de sakte hai.

Ishwari - Dev.. Aab toh jayada maat soch. Woh bhi kaam nahi hai.. Aaja chal Tu breakfast kar le.

Dev- Nahi Maa ... Mujhe bhi nahi karna hai..

Ishwari- Dev... Kaisi baat kar raha hai. Aab uske liye TU breakfast nahi karega.

Dev- Baat uski or woh kaise hai or uski mistake thi ki nahi hai.. Baat khanna se utha kar fight karne ki hai- staring to Mamiji.

Ishwari - DEV...

Dev didn't listen to Ishwari touched her feet and off he went to the office.

IIM hospital

Elena - Aur Dr. Sonakshi Bose .. How was your day in big rich Dev Dixit's house?

Frustrated Sonakshi- Aree kaha ka big rich Dev Dixit. Bhooki Maar rahi hoon main.

Elena - Bhooki kyun?

Frustrated Sonkashi- Bade gharwale ke chote chote se Dil. Fight aati hai but khanna khilane ki neetiyat nahi hai.

Frustrated Sonakshi - Uska ghar ghar nahi zoo hai zoo .. Mamiji pakki wali chudali - aag lagao type.

Maaa- Nirupma Roy ki body mein Shashikala.

Mamiji- Main Chup Rahoga ka full on telecast.

Elena- Wow interesting characters na .. Aur aur?

Frustrated Sonakshi- Aur Dev Dixit- Aaj mere soch mere baal kheeche. Main bhi uske kheeche ..Upar se Dev Dixit nahi who toh Baba GYaan Dev. Gyaan toh free of cost chilte phirte distribute karte hai. 200 gms ki pootli mein

Elena- Oh sonakshi ... Tum bhi na.. Aur uski sisters hai na

Frustrated sonakshi- Yes sisters acchi hai. But woh hai ki samajh nahi aata. Aisa lagata hai ghar mein koi jee ki maare , un sab ka only one reaction- COOL AND CALMNess wala.

Elena- Baap re bahut hi danger family hai na .

Frustrated Sonakshi- Maine bhi unsab ka pakad pakad kar left, right, centre, corners , up , down, sab jaagah se nahi Bajaya then mera naam bhi- DR. SONAKSHI BOSE nahi.

Saying this she put entire spoon of fried rice inside her mouth.

Next Episode ----

Ishwari- Dev chal Khanna chal. Subah bhi nahi khaya

Dev- Main...

Happy to see Sonkashi coming inside Home.

Dev- Good .. Aa gayi tum.. Chalo Sonakshi Khanna Khanne.

Sonakshi- You eat. I will not eat. Saying this she went towards room.

Dev- Yeh bahut difficult hai yaar.

Ishwari- Dev !! DEV.. Chal.

But Dev went towards his room to talk to Sonkashi.

Ishwari was upset and Neha observed her and understood her insecurities.

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Hey Hey ...loved it ...I like the way you write ...there is a touch of humor...I am eagerly waiting for the next chapter...looks like our Dev is slowly falling for her... 😳

Mayu, thank you dear. This is getting hilarious day by day. Was on a laughing riot. Loving this.

these two ll ceratinly make each other mad 🤣

OMG!!!!