Waqt Ne kiya Kya Hassi Sitaam - part 13 page 74 updated FF -Actually - Page 15

Originally posted by: RanjeetaSajin

Wow...I couldnt stop laughing...🤣

am so glad that you like it.
Thanks for the comment 😳

Originally posted by: preethik

Mayu you have wicked sense of humor!

I was laughing all through infact I still have a smile on my face. Hilarious! Pls continue soon.

I always felt why nobody was writing a funny ff. This one is super duper funny. All the parts.

Waiting for more. Wonder how they will share the same room!

Awww such lovely compliment
Compliment hi tha na??? 😆

am so glad that you like it.
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Originally posted by: Devakshilover

hahaha omg I just can't stop Laughing
and the adjectives you have used for everyone is damn hilarious
and Bose house me ghusne SE PEHLE dev ko warning mili but bechara durghatna ho hi gai uske SAATH
and sona ko dixit house enter karte waqt laga ki koi tapak gaya hahaha

Yes Shaddi kar ke phass gaya DEV DIXIT 😳

am so glad that you like it.
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Originally posted by: randommusings

Amazing precap...this looks like spoof on actual show.

Very entertaining👏

Hi Abi

am so glad that you like it.
Thanks for the comment

Hilarious... Loved it.. plz update soon..

mayu when will u update next part dear???eagerly waiting😊

Hello Mayu..I have read your FF Second Inning...its beautifully written...but please update next part soon for this...eagerly waiting for the same

Sorry guys i am not reply to each and every comment . Running busy but I read all your sweet cute and lovely comments and trust me because of those comments , I am taking extra efforts to write this story..

Otherwise sab jaante ho na main kaise hoo 😆

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Chapter 5

Ishwari Niwas

Sonakshi was feeling extremely uneasy with so much silence.

Dev- Sonkashi. Hurry up . Aaj hi room mein jana hai..

Dev self talk- Road par itne fast drive karti hai and yaha par baby walk kar rahi hai.

Sonkashi self talk - Mummy. Kaha aa gayi main.

Dev and Sonakshi entered into Ishwari's Room , where Ishwari was busy in reading some god's books.

Without looking up Ishwari- Aa gaya beta. Main kab se tera wait kar rahi thi.

Dev- Ohh Maa. Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai hai ki main hoon.

Ishwari - Maa ko apne baccho ki aahaat bhi pechhanti hai.

Sonakshi self talk- Itne deadly silence mein koi walk karege tu guess work toh easy hai na. Mer ghar par aa kar guess kar ke baatao .

Ishwari after looking up- Dev!! Dev Tujhe yeh sar par bindi jaisa kya laga rakha hai ? Kya hua?

Dev- Looking towards Sonakshi - Don't ask Maa. Aaj ki evening meeting extremely happening thi. Dangerous very dangerous - with intense look towards Sonakshi.

Sonakshi hiding her face and not looking in his eyes.

Dev- Well Maa she is Sonakshi Bose.

Sonakshi- Correct yourself Dr. Sonakshi Bose

Dev- yes yes wohi wohi. She is going to .She is going to... Hmmm H... Hmm...Well you see woh uss din kuch but end of the day woh aab change nahi kar sakte hai. And aab change nahi kar sakte hai then thoda apply kar ke dekhte hai.

Sonakshi Self talk- Aree yeh kya apply supply kar raha hai.? Iss speed se toh main buddhi ho jaogi par mera introduction finish nahi hoga.

Ishwari- Dev beta Tu kya bol raha hai.

Sonkashi - Well aap ko yaad hoga hi I got married to your son. And am his wife. so main yaha par rahene wali hoon.

Ishwari got a shock and self talk- Oh God yeh toh woh ladki hai... Aur itne easily itna bada statement bhi bol diya. Doctor hai but over smart hai mere Dev ke liye.

Ishwari with stern face and smile - Accha .. Toh Dev tum ne bataya nahi ki tum yeh sab karne wale ho.

Sonakshi with casual tone - Hum logo ne abhi decide kiya aur yaha par aaye.

Ishwari - Bura maat maana but Main aapne bete se pooch rahi hoon .

Sonakshi self talk- Ouch possessive Buddhi.

Dev- Maa tujhe toh sab pata hai newspaper and all that . Toh yeh sab karna necessary hai. Aab tu gussa toh nahi hai na.

Ishwari- Nahi beta . Agar tu khush hai toh main bhi khush hoon. Teri khushi mein hi meri khushi hai.

Sonakshi self talk- wah wah Mother india. Kitna honey-dipped baatein hai? Diabetes ho jayega mujhe daily aise baatein suni padi toh.

Keechu brings water to Dev and sonkashi and ask ishwari when she wants to serve the dinner.

Dev- Maa tune khanna nahi khaya ? Kitne baar bola hai mere liye wait maat kar .

Ishwari- Kyun na karo ? Tu itna sab karta hai hum sab ke liye . Toh main itna nahi kar sakti hoon. Mera Raja beta and kept her hand over his hand.

Sonakshi spitting the water after hearing this and laughed it - Self talk of course- Yeh kya bakwas hai. Kaun aisi baatein karte hai.?

Dev with stern voice- What is there to laugh ?

Sonakshi- Nothing. Main toh bass Ainvayi bol rahi thi.

Ishwari - Tum toh Bengali ho na then Punjab style mein kyun baat kar rahi ho.

Sonakshi- Delhi mein born and brought up ke kuch toh effects aayege, Nahi ??

Ishwari- Chalo tumlog sab khanna khane -main abhi aati hoon.

Off Dev and sonakshi went to meet other family members.

Ishwari self talk- Yeh ladki mujhe bilkul pasand nahi aayi . Ismein ek ajeeb sa kuch hai.Iss mujhe darr lag raha hai. Yeh Mere Dev ko mujhse chin kar le ja sakti hai. Nahi yeh kabhi bhi nahi hone dugi.. iss se yaha se jaldi jaana hoga . Mujhe Dev se baat karni hogi ..

Dev introduced Sonkashi to Neha, Nikki, Riya and mamaji.

After dinner

Neha . Nikki , Riya and Sonakshi become friends instantly and was taking to each other in general .

Ishwari was in kitchen and was giving orders.

In Garden Area

Dev was sitting in garden area and was doing his work after a long adventurous day Then suddenly Dev got a call from Social Service who is working for woman empowerment.

Dev- Hello? How can I help you Mam?

Hardcore Feminist- See Mr.Dev Dixit am calling from Jaan Maan Mahila Ka Vikwas. I read today's newpaper article this morning, then enquired about it . I came to know everything how you got married to this girl who is doctor. I am really very means really angry with these kind of marriage.

Dev- What ?

Hardcore Feminist- Don't you dare to hang up. Just listen without saying a word. What do you think of a woman ? Is she is a doormat for you? Are you so spineless that you can't take a stand for you and her . How can you marry someone without taking her permission? How can you...

Dev- Hello Mam. If you are going to say all these things then am not interested to listen your nonsense. It is between me and my wife. We are adult. Who are you? You have no right to call me and said such uncouth things to me ?

Hardcore Feminist - Don't you dare to challenge me. You don't know if I will shout for help - not one but 100000000000000 will stand with me.

Dev-Mam Why don't you evaluate and analysis things in my point of view as well.. You can't pass the judgement with indepth analysis of only one side of a coin.

Hardcore Feminist- Who cares about boy's point of view? Tum logo bahut time se aatyachaar kiya hai hum female par.. Aab tum logo ke point of view se nahi humare pov of duniya chalni chaiye.

Dev- Just to remind you once again am not doing anything forcefully with anyone.It is mutual decision. Hope you understand word mutual.

Hardcore Feminist- Even am angry with that girl. Didn't she have one percent of self respect? How can she to do with herself? Being so much educated person, what she was doing end of the day , ready to become doormat of a MAN.

Dev- Maam every time and everything can't be evaluated in terms of "Self- respect".

Hardcore feminist has gone mad after hearing that self respect is not important in life- WhAT ARE U SAYING? SELF RESPECT IS EVERYTHING> LIFE SHOULD END AND BEGIN WITH SELF RESPECT.

Dev with irrirated tone- Aree Meri Maa . Self respect hai but love, friendship, forgiveness , helplessness , priority bhi hai duniya mein.

Hardcore Feminist -Now you are calling me "MAA". How dare you ? I will...

Dev- Do you have anything else to do in your life other than criticising me for my actions. Trust me I have a lot to do .

Hardcore- How could you to speak to me like this ?Anyway what can I expect from a spineless person like you. But am reminding you I am here and watching you and your marriage- 24*7. If means if you don't fulfil the duties of a husband. I will not spare you. I am watching you with my microscopic eyes.

And she banged the phone with full force.

Dev self talk-Worst day of my life. Met MAD Bose family and brought one mad Bose inside the house and above all these woman is saying nasty things to me over the phone.UFF..

With this Dev moved towards Living hall.

IN living hall

Ishwari - Chalo aab sone ka time hua hai. Neha , Nikki,Riya Chalo sone.

Sonakshi-9.30Pm ko? Itne jaldi kaun sota hai ?

Ishwari don't like the interruption of sonakshi- Humare ghar mein sote hai Sonakshi.

Keechu bhaiya came with bags of Sonakshi and asked Ishwari where to kept it .

Ishwari - Sonakshi ka bag Neha ke room mein rakho .

Neha- Tum aur Sonakshi room share karo.

Neha was more than happy to share the room with Sonakshi and so was Sonakshi.

Dev heard this and immediately remembered how hardcore feminist told him that - she is watching him and this marriage very closely.

Dev- Nahi Keechu Bhaiya . Sonkashi ke bags mere room mein rakho.

Ishwari, Sonakshi was too shocked to hear this. One side Dev is saying he is pretending and this marriage is not real and brought Sonakshi only to save this company's image and other side he wants to sonakshi to be with him in one room

Sonakshi was so shocked and that her was mouth was wide open.
Sonakshi- Nahi Nahi.Theek hai main Neha ke saath rehogi. U see Neha and me girlie-girlie room share karege. With this she hold Neha's hand tightly.

Ishwari first time since evening was agreeing with sonkashi - Haa Dev. Yeh dono room share karegi. Aur neha ka room itna chota bhi nahi hai/

Dev totally unaware of Sonakshi and Ishwari trouble mind , spoke while reading office paper in casual tone- Nahi.. Sonakshi mere room jayegi

Keechu bhaiya quietly kept the bags of sonakshi in Dev's room .

Ishwari self talk- Isliye mujhe iss ladki ka aana bilkul pasand nahi hai.

Dev- Maa . Let's go time for sleep . Mere tere legs ka message kar deta hoon .

Ishwari and Dev went together went towards Ishwari's Room .

Where as shocked Sonakshi was not ready to go to Dev's room , instead she went towards garden area.

Garden Area.

Sonakshi in high volumne- Mujhe pata tha sab ladke kamine hote hai. Mujhe aise faltu baat ke liye ready nahi hona chaiye tha. Mummy baccho .. Aaj toh main gayi... Soch kar bhi darr lag raha hai.. Sex despo se marriage kar li maine.

Neha who came with green tea started laughing hearing this - Ohh sonakshi . You are so funny. Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai. Bhai is a good person.

Sonakshi- I know what and why are saying this. You will say - Sonakshi- Trust me I know my bhai in and out and all that. And without cheating tell me - you were also shocked hearing that he wants me to stay with me in his room . Sonakshi was started crying like a baby. Mummy baccho.

Neha- NO sonakshi- I don't know my bhai much. Bass durr se dekha hai. Par jitna bhi dekha hai utna baata sakti hoon ki he is a nice person.

Sonakshi- HEIN ..What do you mean by durr se dekha hai?

Neha didn't answer her question and told her to drink this and go to the room.

Sonakshi- Family mein bahut ghadbad hai baba. Maa- Beta - abnormal sugar coated baatein karte hai. Neha ki eyes mein sadness hai. Mamaji acche hai but deattachable item hai. Main yaha kaise raho. Itna kitchen politics toh Ekta Kapoor ke serial mein available nahi hai..

Sonakshi after much crying and banging her head and went towards Dev's room.

DEV "S ROOM

Dev who was winding his office work and was about to sleep ,saw sonakshi entering into the room .

Dev- Ohh accha tum aa gayi main keechu bhaiya ko bolne wala tha ki tum kaha hai ho?

Sonakshi self-talk- Despo, pschyo , Kamina insaan..

Sonakshi didn't say a word and opened her bag and took out her nightie clothes and went inside the bathroom to change .

Dev was on bed , under the cover and reading some book.

Sonakshi inside the bathroom - Sona tu kya darr rahi hai. Mana ki who khali hai aur tu Itto si hai. But TU darr matt. Chal bata de usko ki itto si ladki bhi khali par bhaari pad sakti hai.

Sonakshi wearing cute minie mouse nightie , in full anger mood came outside.

Sonakshi in full nonstop mood- Mr. Dev Dixit. Don't you dare, I mean don't you dare to do dash-dash with me. Itto si dekhti hoon but tum jaise khali ko main two minutes I mean and I repeat two minutes mein flat kar sakti hoon main.

Dev- Tum ko 24 ghante mein kitni baar mental attack aata hai?

Sonakshi- Yes I am mental, but mere saath aisa waisa karene ke baare mein socha bhi toh dekh lena

Dev - Ohhh accha . Sonakshi don't worry . Main aisa kuch nahi karne wala hooon woh toh woh lady ka phone aaya...

Sonakshi cutting his talks - Good .. Sochna bhi nahi otherwise main..

Dev - Aree sun toh Lo Main yeh sab mein interested nahi hoon.

Sonakshi - HEIN. Interested nahi hoon.

Sonakshi goes towards other side of the bed and sat down.

Sonakshi started laughing - You mean to say - Kanta Ben...Ohh my god.

Sonakshi - But agar tum Kanta ben type ke ho then woh makeup wali ke saath kyun marriage kar rahe the ? Are you cheater??

Dev- What Kanta Ben? Mere ghar mein Keechu bhaiya hai and not Kanta Ben.

Sonakshi- Areee Maa ka ladla Bigad gaya- Wala situation. she was laughing and rolling here and there.

Dev- Nahi main nahi biggada. Main toh accha wala son hoon.

Sonakshi- Then tumhare motor mein problem hai.

Dev- Aab iss kya meaning hai ?

Sonakshi - Aree agar kanta ben nahi hooo then motor mein hi problem hogi na - jaise ki tum bol rahe ho ki you are not interested .

Dev- Hey bhagwan aab mere interest word se kanta ben and motor kaha se aaye?

Sonakshi - You don't know Kanta ben, Maa ka ladla concept ?

Dev- NAAAHIII

Sonakshi- Tumne Kal ho NA ho aur dostana nahi dekhi.

Dev- NAHI Nahi NAhi NAhi.

Sonakshi- It means matlab ki agar agar who u know what I mean?

Dev- Clear bolna ka kya lugi

Sonakshi- Kanta ben and Maa KA LADLA BIGGAD GAYA means gay.

DEV TOO SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT WORD"WHAAATTT?

SONAKSHI closed her ears- Don't shout . Don't forget this is dixit house and not Bose house?

Dev in full angry angry man look - aur motor wala ka meaning kya tha?

Sonakshi- NAhi main nahi bataogi-

Dev- SONAKSHIII

Sonakshi while making baby like faces - motor mein kharabhi means impotent ho kya ?

Dev- THAT'S IT.. Aaj mera murder karne tak ka mental level par aa gaya hoon.

Sonakshi- Nahi maine toh wohi bola jo tum ne bola na.. Why are u getting angry ?

DEV- MAIN TUM jaise pagal ladki ko kyun touch or interest Hoga.TUMHE DEKH KAR MERE DIL MEIN ROMANCE ka NAHI MURDER KARNE KI FEELING AATI HAI- DEV almost about to press her neck with his two hands. He was that close means that close.

Sonakshi- U want to kill me. .Murder ho tum.? Hey bhagwan.

Dev- Areee chup ... One word bhi nahi.. Chup kar ke sooo Jaoo.

Sonakshi- Accha theek hai. Mujhe ek baat batati hai.

Dev-NOoo... Sleep

Sonakshi- Suno na ... RAJA BETA...

Dev turned towards her- AGAR TUM seriously nahi chahati ki kal ke newspaper section mein phir se aao then don't you dare to test my patience.

Sonakshi- Alright then aage ki responsibility meri nahi hai.

Off she goes to a sleep.

It was very very long day for both Dev and Sonakshi.

Around 2 am Sonakshiwas snoring but lightly, gave strong kick to Dev;s back- PUSH .. I SAY PUSH..

Dev- but with kick he fell from bed - Ohhh MAAA.. Kick kyun maari ..

But sonakshi was in deep sleep , with her mouth open and snoring but lightly.

Dev- Areee yeh ladki kya hai ?Uff day mein mujhe pagal karti hai apni bakwas se and night mein kick maari rahi hai. Normal insaan isse ke ssath nahi rahe sakta hai.Now in the middle of the night DEV was almost crying in frustration.

Sonakshi before turning towards other side again gave a kick in the air again PUSH...and turned to other side.

DEV- kaun bolta hai doctor saved your life . YEH toh meri jaan lene par aa gayi hai.

Slowly-slowly- with scaring scaring feeling Dev again goes back to his position. First time Dev DIXIT is feeling scare to sleep in his own bed in his own room .

Sonakshi gave him 3-4 kicks in total in whole night. Dev was having severe back pain because of falling and these forceful kick.

In the morning Sonakshi has occupied entire bed and Dev Dixit was sleeping without pillow, blanket under table lamp near bathroom on the floor and was having back pain as well.

Next episode

Mami- Bangalan .. Aaj office nahi kitchen mein jaa kar khana banao

Sonakshi - Theek hai hospital nahi kitchen entry leti hoon and dussra agar khanne ke baad aap bhagwan ke ghar entry loge then mujhe koi maat bolna .Sab log khanne se phele mujhe write kar ke dege ki mujhe Khanna banane ke liye forceful kiya tha so unke consequences ke liye main responsible nahi hoon.

Mami- Bahut Teez ho tum bangalan .

Sonkashi- Aab agar naam se nahi bola na Khanna wahana sab baad mein sab se phele injection laga dugi. Phir na awaaz aayegi aur na yeh bangalan word.

Mami- Dev beta dekha tune????

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wow amazing update..👏.enjoyed reading..eagerly waiting for next update😊