Chapter 4
Dainaik Newspaper Cabin
Dev,Super Hyper Gujaral, Reporter 1 and Reporter 2
Dev- Do you guys any idea what have you done?
Reporter1 and Reporter 2 together- Gujaral Sir told us to do this.
Dev- What? Is it true?
Super Hyper Gujaral in more hyper state- No. No. I have told to click pics of you and Natasha after marriage.
Dev- What was the need to do this? Sunday ko reception tha na. We had already invited big reporters from all over the India. So what was the need to do this?
Super Hyper Gujaral to Reporter 1 and Reporter 2 - I will see both of you. I will make your life hell. I will make you beg for this grave mistake. I will
Dev shouted in high volume- Jusssttt Sh... Keep your mouth mum for a god' s sake. Dare you say one more time I will make you this and that. I will throw you in the whatever first sea is available.
Dev- And you two of you. Not only clicked the pics but wrote faltu moral science story along with that pic in such a way that I can't even give divorcee to that XYZ girl. It is bad for my company's image. Aab jayada gyan dena aata hai.
Reporter 1 and Reporter 2 raise fingers towards Gujaral.
Super scared Gujaral- No..maine toh only Natasha and tumhare liyeee
Dev- Nooo!!! Maannn... I am screwed. Leave just leave from here. And I want good presentation report in front of foreign delegates . Dare you say anything other than basic business information.
Super scared Gujaral put his head down and just went outside in mute mood.
Dev- Get out both of you as well.
Dev called Tina and get the number of his wife.
Dev calling Sonakshi.
Dev while reading the visiting card- Hello. Is it Ms. Sonakshi Bose speaking?
Sonakshi- Yeah? Who are u ?
Dev- Well I am Dev Dixit and I want to meet you to discuss something really important.
Sonakshi- Okay am free after 6pm . So let's meet at Indian coffee house at 7 pm.
Dev- Well is it possible to meet in the afternoon?
Sonakshi- No.! Am busy in the afternoon.
Dev self talks- Aakaduu Kahi ki. Bhaav kha rahi hai. Khaana nahi khati hogi isliye Bhaav jayada khati hai. Main toh yaha par Vella betha hoon na.
Dev in sweet tone- Well. That is fine Ms. Bose. See in the evening.
Indian Coffee House
7.30PM
Sonakshi parked her scooter and came inside to see Angry young Man Dev.
Angry Young Man Dev while slipping his coffee: Seriously time ki koi value nahi hai iss ladki ko ?
Then dev was shocked to see sonakshi and was about to drop the coffee mug.
Sonakshi bose clothes was more than half was covered with mud and in one hand she was carrying her broken chappal . She came and sat down on chair opposite to Dev dixit with absolutely no expression whatsoever.
Angry young Man Dev wants to laugh loudly but control his laughter and asked her politely
Dev- Are you alright ?
Sonakshi- What do you think ? Am I alright at present?
Dev self talk- Always always she has habit of taking things in wrong way.
Dev called waiter and asked him to bring one more coffee for the lady.
Dev- See Ms. Bose you know everything and must have read everything in the newspaper. So instead of talking round and round let me come to straight to the point.
Dev- Ms. Bose we have to stay together for one year atleast then we will think about some legal options..Abhi I can't take divorce from you. Please try to understand. Problem is
Sonakshi- Alright. We will stay ( while sipping coffee).
Dev- Alright means alright. Without any argument .Well I am doing all these things for my business but why are you ready to do this ? There must be some reason. But if you don't want to answer it is alright.
Sonakshi- No !! Actually in the morning I was very angry with you. But when I reached Hospital, my dean was ready to become my guarantor for my loan. Bank manager called me saying that they might speed up my loan process now considering am your wife. Means even am getting little bit benefit from this marriage.
Dev- Little bit? Or big big benefit?
Sonakshi- Hello !! we both have our own interest to stay in this marriage, better not to disrespect and judge other person.
Dev- Alright. Let's go. Come on move to my place.
Sonakshi- Now?
Dev- I am sorry I don't have time to this everyday. So please let's go.
Sonakshi- Alright. Follow me.
Dev was driving his car and Sonkashi his scooter. Sonakshi was driving really harsh and at times Dev closed his eyes, because he was too scared to see the way sonakshi was driving.
Dev inside car-No wonder. She was covered with mud . She is such harsh driver. Isko License kisne ne diya .
After reaching outside Chillam Chilli Bose house.
Sonakshi after parking scooter, waited for full 15 mins for Dev
Sonakshi- Kya are you driving bullock cart? Itne slow kaun drive karta hai?
Dev- Durghatna se der bhali. It means Better late than never. It means
Sonakshi- It means you are doing time pass . Now come to the point. We are about to enter into my house. So kuch bhi ho sakta hai.Without any notice ke ghar aajana then precautions toh lene padege.
Sonakshi- Do you know boxing? No you don't have to do boxing hopefully but see in boxing when other person tries to hit, then you blent to save yourself. This bending technique is very important in my house.
Dev- Hein?????
Sonakshi - Aree!!. Always means always protect your head.If your head is good everything is good.
Dev self talk - I can't believe that am married to this mad girl. Kya bol rahi hai? Kuch bologa then phir se chhid chhid karegi.- Hmm without any expression.
Sonakshi- Alright it is my duty to warn you. Rest is up to you.
Both sonakshi and Dev stand infront of Chillam Chilli Bose house, a lot of noises was coming from inside.
Asha in high volume- Sona. Wait aayi. Bujoy is after dada. Tu samajh gayi na.
Sonakshi shouted in high volume- Yes maa. Main samajh gayi
Dev again self talk- What is this place? Agra ka pagalkhana.
Asha opened the door , both asha and sonakshi bent down , but unfortunately Dev didn't and was hit by thick small wooden box, exactly on the middle of his forehand. He was unconscious and fell on the ground.
Sonakshi - I have told him to be careful. Maana nahi hai meri baat. Dada please come. I can't lift this Khali.
Sonakshi , Dada pulled the legs of the Dev Dixit brought him inside the house. Asha quickly went inside the kitchen and brought on glass of water.
Dadi- Aree Deva.! Deva. Yeh sab kya ho raha hai Asha?
Asha while running with glass water- Maa kya batao. Bujoy and Saurabh ke fight mein bechare kya naam hai iska - jo bhi hai usko laga.
Bujoy- Sab Saurabh ki Galati hai. Kya zaroorat thi ?
Asha was sprinkling few droplets (hardly 4-5 droplets) of water on Dev's face- Hosh mein aa beta.
Sonakshi- Aree Maa. Rose water spray nahi kar rahi hoo jo itna kanjoos kar rahi hoo. Sonakshi took the water and poured entire glass on his face.
Dev woke up - Maa.Bechhao. oh god.. Am wet as well.
Sonakhsi - Dada bring first aid box. Will do dressing.
Dev with folded hands- No.. Please don't touch me. Mujhe Chhod do..
Sonakshi- HAHAHA aree phele pakadne toh do.she put very small bandage exactly in the middle of his forehand.
Sonakshi- Wah wah wah. Bindi jaisa feel aa raha hai.Najar na lage.
Bujoy- Sab nalayak Saurabh ki mistake hai. Main actually usko maar raha tha. But aap beech mein aa gaye.
Dev- It's ok uncle.
Dev to Sonakshi- Tum log apne ghar ke bahar 2 spare helmet kyon nahi rakhte ho for newcomer entry like me.
Sonakshi with full angry mode- WHAT?
Dev- Nothing MAA. Jao aapne bags lekar aao. Please I have more work to do.
Sonakshi- Hai toh main bhi free nahi bethi hoon.
Dev with finished patience & extremely expressionless expression- FOLDED HIS HANDS- GO.
It took almost one hour to explain Sonakshi to Chillam Chilli parivar that she is going to Dev Dixit. And it is mutual decision and please respect our decision.
DADI- Asha yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Asha- Maa. Main kya batao mujhe toh khud samajh nahi aa raha hai.
Bujoy - Sab Saurabh ki Galati hai.
Dada- BABA meri kaha se Galati hoon. Jaa ho rahi hai and Galati meri.This is too much.
Bujoy- Agar tu uss din receipt nahi bolta toh yeh sab nahi hota.
Dada - Maa dekho na baba sab ke liye mujhe blame kar rahe hai.
Asha again was busy with Bujoy and Dada.
Dev sitting on sofa and hearing all argument- Agar main one minute aur stay kiya then yaha se direct mental hospital jaaoga.
Sonakshi came with heavy bags- OK maa. Ok DADI , BABA and DADA. Don't worry I will be fine.
Dev self talk- Yes she will be fine. Darr toh mujhe aab apne parivaar ka lag raha hai.Once a pagal always a pagal.
Dev- Dress change nahi kiya
Sonakshi- Aapke ghar mein dress change karna mana hai kya?
Dev- Why are you taking things personally. Anyway leave it.
Asha - Haa Shona tere dress par mud kaisa?
Dev again self talk- Wow kitne jaldi yaad aaya yeh question.
Sonakshi- Maa. Long story some other time.
Sonakshi and Dev after doing tata bata ceremony , came into Ishwari Niwas.
Ishwari Niwas
Dev- This is my place. My home.
Sonakshi- Any instruction? Means how do you want me to enter your house?
Dev- Normal insaan jaisa enter karo.
Sonakshi- HEIN..
Dev- Follow me.
Dev walked in style in his own house.
Dev- See with two legs, hands, every body parts and with zero tension you can entry into this house.
After entering into the house, Sonakshi was shocked and standing near the door.
Dev- Areee chalo. Aab waha kyun Khadi ho?
Sonakshi- Koi upar gaya hai kya ?
Dev- What ? What do you mean by koi upar gaya hai kya ? Sab upar hi hoge. Upar sab ke rooms jo hai.
Sonakshi- Nahi nahi.. Means itna silence means kisi ki death hui hai kya ghar mein?
Dev- UFFF shut up. Yaha par sab quietly- quietly rahete hai.
Sonakshi- Kuch jayada hi quiet hai sab.This is very deadly silence. Mummy this is horror place for me.
Dev- Stop it. Come and meet my mom.
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Dev- Maa. Tujhe kitni baar bola hai mera wait maat kiya kar?
Ishwari - Kyun na karo..TU kitna karta hai sab ke liye . Mera Raja beta..
Sad emotional music in the background.😕😳
Sonakshi spitting water from her mouth -self talk- laughing Yeh kya bakwas hai. Kaun aisi baatein karte hai aaj ke date mein.?
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