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Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess whathappened.

Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao


Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing "HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA...MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH...

"What is Ford?
Munna Bhai- Gaadi BAP aur kya?

What is Oxford?
Munna Bhai- BOLE TO Bail Gaadi BAP, itna bhi nahi janta!"

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai.

Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR...

What if the IT industry start making films ?



Some future film titles will be like :-
1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai"Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare"Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1"Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer"Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge"Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

Originally posted by: SHADESOFNATURE

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Socho agardoctorfilm banate to title kya hota?

1.Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2.kahonaa bukhar hai

3.TB no 1

4.Kal patient ho na ho

5.Hum blood de chukesanam

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Jab injection diya jaye tab - Kanta laga ...haye laga Banglow ke piche...

Originally posted by: ChotaBheem

What if the IT industry start making films ?



Some future film titles will be like :-
1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai"Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare"Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1"Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer"Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge"Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

Hum offline ho chuke sanam 😆

Originally posted by: Sunshine_1130

Hum offline ho chuke sanam😆

Abhi na jayo chod kar
Ki dil abhi bhara nahin... 😳 ❤️

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Baap : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
beta : Koi aur bataoo
baap : Mallika Sherawat.