gimme a break .. #2... 24/4/15 part 72,73 school life posted & Gir

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part 51-55 = page 1
part 56-60 = page 2 & 3
part 61-65 = page 4
part 66 = page 5
part 67- 70 = page 7 & 8
part 71 = page 11
part 72, 73 = page 12

part 51

Who is Happy ???
A Crow was absolutely satisfied in
life.
But one day he saw a swan...
This swan is so white and I am so
black...crow thought.
This swan must be the happiest bird
in the world.
He expressed his thoughts to the
swan.
"Actually," the swan replied,
"I was feeling that I was the
happiest bird around until I saw a
parrot, which has two colors.
I now think the parrot is the
happiest bird in creation."
The crow then approached the
parrot.
The parrot explained,
"I lived a very happy life"until I
saw a peacock.
I have only two colors, but the
peacock has multiple colors."
The crow then visited a peacock in
the zoo and saw that hundreds of
people had gathered to see him.
After the people had left,
The crow approached the Peacock..
Dear Peacock,
You are so beautiful.
Every day thousands of people come
to see you.
When people see me,
they immediately shoo me away.
I think you are the happiest bird on
the planet.
The peacock replied,
I always thought that I was the most
beautiful and happy bird on the
planet.
But because of my beauty,
I am entrapped in this zoo.
I have examined the zoo very
carefully, and I have realized that
the crow is the only bird not kept in
a cage.
So for past few days I have been
thinking that if I were a crow,
I could happily roam everywhere.
That's our problem too.
We make unnecessary comparison
with others and become sad.
We don't value what God has given
us.
This all leads to the vicious cycle of
unhappiness.
Value the things god has given us.
Learn the secret of being happy and
discard the comparison which leads
only to unhappiness!

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part 52

Height of prank call -

Hello pooja hai...?

Nahi...

To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!


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part 53

Height of irritating someone:"


Boy:" pen hai ??

Girl:" nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??

Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??

Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar
pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...

Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???

Girl:" nahi..

Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..??



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part 54

A guy calls an unknown number..

Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna
bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up..
After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga..
Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna
bhaag jaayega..


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part 55

"Ek aur...


Teacher-How many planets are
there?

Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter
vagerah. Vagerah

Teacher-Aur batao?

Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!!
Ekdum
Mata raani ki kripa...
Aap sunao...??


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One more Height of prank call.
Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi... Hang up
After some time again
Hello Popatlal hai?
Bola na nahi hai... Hang up :|
And again
Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi hai mere baap... Hang up
And one more time
Hello Popatlal hai?
Haan hai bol, kya chahiye ???
chal hat,...
jhut mat bol, .. ...
Popat green hota hai.. ...
Lal nahi..



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Nice posts archana
Keep posting

Getting laughing spasms in 🤣my tummy🤣🤣

Awwee acchu

Originally posted by: shruthikarthik

Awwee acchu

What happend today?

U updated on all ur threads... wow!,,,

U take a break & gimmme a break🤣

Don wry.. now I am gonna give a long break... as idea in my dumboo brain has completely drained out