INTERVIEW#3
Hello dosto!! Main fir aa gayi apki dost or veebaian Fary!! o ki haal chal?? đkhana wana khaya ya nhi? ya apne Baldev nu gal sunne aise hi bethe ho?? hahaha...chalo ji to khush ho jao kyunki main aa gayi aapke apne Veeba ko sath lekar aapke samne!!chalo ji sabse ek gud news sun lo hamare veeba pahuch gaye Mr.Neil ke farm house...or ek bad news bhi hai..!! shayad Mr.Neil ho gaye hai naraz or unhone de diya hai hamare veeba ko ek task!!haan ji..ho gaya na siyappa!! abhi to hamare veeba aaye hai cottage vich 5 min. ka rest karne waste..to chalo ji jaldi se inse galla kar lete hai...
(Veera and Baldev are sitting on sofa)
Me: Veera Baldev finally ap dono Mr.Neil ke farmhouse pahuch gye hai par ap dono to late ho hi hi gye?V:- haa!! Vo bhi iss baldev ki vajah se! đĄ Agar ye ladkiyo nu ghoor ghoor ke bhawre ki tarah unke aas paas mandlaana na shuru karta toh hume ye din nahi dekhna padta! By God baldev tu ek number ka idiot hai! đĄ
B: đĄ..ohhh..main kudiyon ko ghoor raha tha maanta huđ..lekin tune bhi jat se rasta nahi pakdi nađĄ..tu oss polis map nu ghanto ghoorne ke baad bhi galati kiđđ..aur main te tamepass kar raha tha bassâď¸..đ
Me: Apko kya lagta hai Sahil jo task ki baat kr rha hai wo koi saza hai late pahuchne ki?
Veera:- ahh!! haan.. ofcrs sazaa hi hai! Lekin eh sazaa baldev deserve karta hai! đĄ
B: main aklea nahi tu bhi mere baraabar haiđĄ..main kya partenersđđ..
(veera feels awkward at the mentioning of partnersđł)
Me: Baldev lagta hai tennu to ye Poland or yaha ki kudiya bha gyi hai?
B:haan ji bohoth đ..yaha ki kudiyan sundar hi nahi acchi bhi hai..đ..iss khabhootri đĄ ki tarah nakhre nahi dikhaateđđ..aur polaandd tho bahuth hi vaddiya hai ji..đ..sundar sundar nazare..aur yeh masines(machines)..bohoth kaam aane wale hai humare pind wichđ
Me:. Par Baldev apke us "Helping nature' ki wajah se hi shayad ap dono late ho gye,hai ki nhi??
Veera:- haa jee bilkul! agar maine sahi time pe ise unn chudailo ke paas se ghaseeta na hota na toh aaj hum yaha pohoch hi nahi paate! đĄ Idiot Girls! đĄ i mean.. idiot baldeva! đ
B: oye chup oye..!!đĄvoh kudiyan tere se behtar hai.đđ...kam se kam teri tarah meri khoon te nahi chooste na.đĄđ..aur helap karna buri baat thodi hai..hai ki nahiđđ..hum karenge tho saamne wala bhi karega ..na helap..đł
5 Veera aap Baldev pe gussa hai ya un ladkiyo pe?
Veera:- unn ladkiyo pe! How dare they! Baldev ke saath pic le rahi thi... he is only mine!đĄ
(Baldev widens her eyes)
B: (thinks in mind)eh ki keh rahi haiđđ
Veera:- mere kehne ka matlab hai ki...đ baldev yaha mere saath aaya hai! mera dost hai! use mere saath photo khichvaani chahiye na! đ
(Baldev is shocked again)
B:tere saath photođ˛..
Veera:- arre I mean to say ki... ki... đ.
Me:ok ok veera, we know what you mean to say! đ
Accha baldev.. jab veera sahil se baat kar rahi thi toh aapko gussa kyu aaya?
B:haan mennu ghussa aa raha thađĄ..(confusedđ)..(covers up sayingđ)..oh jee ghussa aayega hi..ek tho itne kam samay diye usneđĄ aur phir bhi yeh usse gallaan karne mein tame washte kar rahi thiđĄ..hum phirse late hojaate..aur kahi voh neil phir ghussa hogaya thođ
(feels gud that he covered up nyclyđđ)
Me:Acha ek sawal ,us bridge pe ap dono ne "RanJan" lock lagaya...kya sach me ap dono ko kisi se pyaar nhi hua??
Veera:- aah.. uhmm...nahi toh... đ bilkul nahi!!!
B: (embarrased,looks at veera ..keeps hand on his mouth n trys t say) ..hmm hua tho tha..lekin..đ..ab nahi hai..đ
(looks other side and then rush to washroom...and veera gets busy with her bag)
Hmmm..Hmmm...kuch kuch samajh aa raha hai..hai ki nhi??? last question pe dono busy ho gaye par koi nahi.."ishq or mushk chupaye nhi chupte"...chaliye abhi ke liye bas itna hi..hamare veeba ko task ke liye pahuchna bhi hai na...fir aaungi mera intezar kijiyega..or ha neeche diya hua "like" button zarur dabana..nhi to...
{Characterization by Rimi(Veera) and Princy (Baldev)}
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Mahadev And Sons
