Sutron-Ki-Dhaar - Hasya matrabhasha soot - Page 2

Originally posted by: twisted_beenz

Mere Karan Arjun aa Gaye... Yeh le jawab chori

Jaiwanta bai ne nibhaya Apna dharam
Par phool be chod di laaj aur sharam
Kaha kunwar pratap se...
Kaha kunwar pratap se, saath nibhana saathiya
Samaj aur dharshako ne bulaya maldev ko ghatiya

Karke grihapravesh nayi ma veer
Kar diya dheer bai ko adheer
Marwar aur mewar mein chidi hai Jung
Nahi sahi jaati maldev ka tharki pan

Mano baat Beeneshwari ki
Mat karo hat pratap
Karlo Vivaah yudh se pehle
Kahin... Phir se Vivaah na karle tumhara baap

Originally posted by: shrutijest.

Wah wah...

Hum apne baal vidyalay jakar hamare nanhe vidyarthiyon ka gyaan vistaar kar, lautkar jawab denge...

Originally posted by: twisted_beenz

Jaldi ayeyega. Aapse vartalap kar bohot samay ho Gaya hai. To aap adhyapika hain. Kaunse Vishay mein padhati hain?[/QUOTE

Hmmm Beenz. Hum ganit aur angrezi padhati hain aur baal vidyalay ke sanyojak hain...

Edited by shrutijest. - 11 years ago

Originally posted by: shrutijest.

Ganit aur angrezi ki adhyapika ki Hindi sarvotam hain. Hum ek japani daftar mein project manejar ka kaam karte hain. Kapilafornia mein rehte hain isliye is samay kaam ke atirikth logon se vartalap karte hain. Hum apne man aur kaam ke swachadaswamini hain

Originally posted by: shrutijest.

Swamini Beeneshwari...

Hum aapke pichli tippani ka uttar kuch samay baad denge,

Pur abhi aapko yeh batana sarvadhik avashyak tha -

ki aapke is 'Gauhar barsi" Hansorpan-bhavana (sense of humour)

ke karan kadachit hum aadhi raat ko tni zor hans pade ki hamare parivaar wale neend mein uthkar humein dekhne aagaye.

Zara sambhal kar hansaya kariye!

Originally posted by: shrutijest.

Dhanyawaad Beenz. Hindi humein Bahut Priy hai..

Aap nishchit hi Japani bhasha mein nipun hongi haina? Humne Apni Japani sakhi se Japani Seekhne ka prayas kiya tha... Par 11000 characters dekhkar ghabragaye. IsiliyeJapani ki jagah Origami seekh liye...

Hum Zaroor padhana chahenge. Aapke hasya nibandh...

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Aaj kuch likhne ka man nahi kar raha... Aaj aaphi kuch farmaiye...

Kal ka ME, Kuch panktiyon mein

Hukum singh khud ko tees maar khan samajh raha hai

😡 Wo dhoort Mewar ko kitne prem se thag raha hai

Jaanta nahi Pratap se ulajhkar bada pachtayega

Betaal ki tarah Pratap use ped par latkayega🤢

Samjha tumhe hero, tum sirf cameo nikale 🤔

Hakim pur ke yuvraj Paras, tum kitni jaldi fisle...

Pehle auron ke liye vish mein chashni toh gholti thi

Prataap ke samne kumsekum meetha toh bolti thi

😡Dheer bai ab tumhara naqaab pura sarak gaya hai

VB ke aane se tumhara dimaag kaisa bhadak gaya hai

Phool aapki sakhi hai aur hamesha rahegi-

Par Ajab, ab toh apne ghor bhram 😲 ko mitaiye!

Aama chodiye is Fool ko, Aur Pratap ka saaath nibhaiye!

Wo apni maa se kehta hai "aap Ajab-si baatein karti hain" 😭

Aisa kaun milega aapko Ajab;

sochiye aur sochkar humein bataiye!

Guruvar, aap purush nahi... mahapurush hain-☺️

ye hai hamari guarantiyaan

Rana Kheta ji ne wo pathar uchaal kar

jo mari re-entriyaan👏

Yudh ka mazaa hi aane wala hai ab

thoko sab khantiyan!!!!!