dialogues from the videos you sent me..n the ones posted here..
dd:aap har baar mere liye gifts leke aate ho...kabhi kuch to kabhi kuch..to mein aaj apke liye kuch layi hun..home made choclates..jo geet khurana ne daadi se seekh ke bnayi hain...sugar free choclates..aur aaj mein aapko 7 choclates dena chahti hun..ek monday ko, ek tuesday ko aur ek wednesday ko khana..
gc:ye tumne bnaya hai..
dd:haan..
gc:aise kyun bnaya hai lekin..ye kaisa bnaya hai..shape to acha bna leti..ohho geeet to naaraj ho gayi...
rules for maan..
dd:kisi aur ladki ki taraf ghum ke bhi mat dekhna..
dd:rule number 2..mujhe inpe doubt hai..to aap kisi ladke ko bhi ghoor ke nahi dekh sakte..warna khana hum sirf cook ke pass bnawayenge..
gc:pehle khurana khandaan me aa to jao..
dd:aa gye..ek bhai to hai already..
gc:samajh nahi aa rha ki dev ne tumhe ullu bnaya ya tumne dev ko...
for the scene when maan saves geet from falling after mein agar kahun..
gc:bacha liya maine nahi to mein anaath..nahi matlab bacha anaath ho jaata..
dd:humare bache ka naam hoga..maaneet..ladki ho ya ladka...
gc:maaneet..??
dd:maan, geet..maaneet..but humara ek bacha thode hoga..4.5..6 honge..
gc:but dev ka naam bhi to hona chaiye naam me..
reporter:aur agar twins ho gaye to..
dd:gc:maandev...
gc:ye sirf tumhare liye..maan ki taraf se geet ke liye..pehla rose isliye ki zindagi me jo bhi ladki dikhegi..saari ladkiyon par mein line maarunga..
gc:dusra phool isliye.. ki raaste mein jo bhi ladki dikhegi, sabko mein ghar tak chod ke aaunga..
gc:tesra ..jaise hi ladki ka baap dikhega, sabse pehle mein bhaag ke bhi aajaunga..
gc:chautha ..college se jitni ladikiyan niklengi..sab ladkiyon par mein line marunga..
gc:college..suna..gaye wo din beta..
gc:koi baat nahi..ye paanchva rose ki jab bhi ladki kaa bhai dikhega, mein us ladki ko rakhi baandh dunga..mein bahut chaalak hun..
gc:ye chatta isliye..
dd:date pe leke jaunga aur jab bill bharne ka time aayega, tab bhaag jaunga..
gc:tumhe maloom hai..ye saatvan..jab ladkiyaan sab milke mujhe maar rahi hongi..sabke aage mein tumhe kar dunga..
dd:hum to honeymoon kar nahi sakte..mein ye phool leke kisi aur ke saath honeymoon karke aaungi..
gc:wahh!! achcha lagaa mujhe..dev nahi hai na..
dd:aapne chota sa ring diya tha..kisi aur ko pakdungi jo mujhe is se 10 time bda ring dega..
gc:mujhe maloom tha..mein to naatak kar rha tha taki tumhari sachai mujhe pta chal jaaye..
dd:jab jab aap office jayenge..tab tab mein aish karungi..
dd:jab baby born ho jayega, to aap babysitting karoge aur mein kitty parties ke liye jaungi..
dd:aap khana bnaoge aur mein aapke pyaare pyaare haath se khana khaungi..
dd:aur...aap to bahut busy rahoge to mein apni saari friends ko leke mazza karungi..salwar kameez pehen ke jaungi..
dd:last but not the least..mein aapki family ko niraash nhi karungi..aapke bhai ko mein khush rakhungi..
gc:mein apko bataa nahi skta ye geet jo hai..laakhon me ek..nahi croreon me ek hain...
tum..aap..
geet:aap samajhte hain kya apne aapko..koi dilli ke sartaj badshah..jab mann kiya, aa gye kahin pe bhi..koi sharam haya naam ki cheez hai ki nahi baat baat pe kapre utar ke aa jate hai aap..
maan:bakwaas karne se pehle soch liya karo, miss hoshiyarpur express..kahin bhi ghus aane ka haq to sirf aapko hi hai na..tum yahan kar kya rahi ho..
geet:haww..ae lo..!! poonch bankar aap mujhse chipke hue ho..jahan mein jaati hun wahin chale aate ho..ek to bin bulaye aap mere ghar pe aa jate ho aur phir mujh par hi dhons jama rhe ho...dekhiye mein aapko aakhri baar bta deti hun..aap chahe laakh baar mujhse puche par mujhe aapke saath koi naukri nahi karni..to aap please mera picha karna band kijiye aur mere ghar se chale jaiye..abhi..
maan:tumhara kamra..pehle tum ye batao ki tum mere kamre...nahi mere gahr me kya kar rahi ho..
geet:aapka ghar..mera matlab hai, ye aapka ghar hai..
maan:hmm..
geet:aur ye kamra bhi aapka haii...
maan:hmm...
geet:mein aishwarya rai aur aap abhishek bachchan..
maan:tum has rahi ho..mein tumhe abhi saabit karta hun ye kamra kiska hai..ye dekho...tum abhi bhi apne ye gande daant kyun dikha rahi ho...mere kapre kahan gye..
geet:are sir...lagta hai mere naukri chodne se inhe sadma lag gya hai..isiliye aise harkatein kar rahein hain...babajii inki raksha karna..
geet:sir..aap thand paiye..aap ek kaam kijiye aap baith jaiye..
maan:nahi baithunga..
geet:sir..shaant ho jaaye..zaraa si ego ko karan, dekhiye apka kya haal ho gya hai sir...maana ki apka naam hai maan, par uska aisa asar..nahi sir shobha nahi deta..parai cheezon ko apni cheezen kehna..sir, dusro ke ghar par apne kapde dhundna..ye baat sahi nahi haina sir..haina..
main aaj tumhe chodunga nahi..
geet:nahi sir, meri mat sochiye..apni sochiye..aap baith jaaiye, mein doctor lekar aati hun..
maan:geeettt!!!!!
geet:acha doctor nahi laungi..aap baith jaiye..nahi aap ghar jaiye aur aram kijiye..aaiye, mein apko btati hun darwazza kahan hai...chot bhi bahut gehri lagi hai na..zor se maara maine apko..aaiye sirr...
maan:ek minute ruko..ek minute..
geet:sir...kya kar rhe hain aap...sir, aap sathiya gye ho..
maan:chalo mein tumhe leke chalta..
geet:sir, kahan leke jaa rhe ho..sir, aap mujhe kamre se kyun nikal rhe ho..doctor ke pass apko jaana hai mujhe nahi..
maan:haan, wahan bhi chalenge..
geet:sir, aaste..
maan:aaste..
geet:sir, ye aap kya kar rhe hain..mera haath chodiye..
maan:haath...bahar jao..
geet:sir, darwazza kholiye..bhagwan apki kabhi bhali nahi karnge..bta rahi hun mein..mere kamre se mujhe hi nikal diya..kaise ajeeb pagalpan kar rhe hain sir..aaj kuch bhi ho jaaye, nahi maanungi mein sir ki...nahi jhukungi mein unke saamne..
geet:sirr...
maan:tummm..phir andar aa gyi..
geet:mein bahar kyun jaungi..ye mera kamra hai..
maan:pehle tum ye batao..tumhe andar aane kisne diya..
geet:savitri devi ji ne..unhone hi mujhe ye job diya hai aur ye kamra bhi..
geet:kitne bhole dikh rhe hain na sir..geet..aise kya dekh rahi hai..sote waqt to har koi bhola dikhta hai...mein yahan akeli besahar khadi hui hun..aur wo wahan maze leke soye hue hain..
maan:tum yahan kya kar rahi ho, mere saath sona chahti ho..aao, aao so jao..
geet:dekhiye sir, aap ye mat sochna ki mein aapse darr gayi hun aur mein aapko ye pura bed de dungi, ye bed kitna apka hai, utna mera bhi hai..to mera mann karega to mein so jaungii..
maan:oh really, isiliye tum bed se neeche gira rahi thi..maana ki tum mujhse darti nahi ho, per abhi ke liye yahan se chali jao..ab baithe kyun ho..jao yahan se..mujhe neend aa rahi hai..
geet:bilkul nahi jaungi...kaan kholke sun lijie,mein yahan se kahin bhi nahi jaane wali aur waise bhi ab to aap mere boss bhi nahi hain, ye job mujhe aapki daadi ne di hai aur unhone kahaa hai ki ye kamra mera hai..to is kamre se mein nahi, aap bahar jayenge...
maan:geeettt...mein pichle 6 mahine se outhouse mein reh rha hun...niche office mera hai, ye kamra mera hai aur ye bed bhi mera hai...aur daadima ne tumhe yahan kyun rakha hai, wo to mein unse subah puch lunga...abhi ke liye tum yahan se chali jao..
geet:aap nahi so sakte..
maan:acha.. kaun mujhe rokega sone se...tum..acha batao kaise...
maan:geet tumhe saari raat jagna hai kya..
geet:nahi apko bahar nikalne ke baad soungi..
maan:geet, tum ye kab samjhogi ki har sapna pura nahi ho sakta..
geet:sir, aap ye kab samjhenge ki meri aankhin khuli hain..to phir mein sapna kaise dekh sakti hun..
maan:aur shayad puri raat tumhari aankhein khuli hi rehne wali hain..samjhi tum..
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