10 Bollywood dialogues you must avoid this Valentine's Day

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AllBlacks1

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Posted: 12 years ago

Tumhe lagta hai ye sab jo pyar jata raha hai yaha.. vo humesha sath rahenge. Koi ek ladki kis ek ladke sath poori zindgi kaise bita sakti hai? nonsense. SRK to Karishma (something like that).

What a nice movie for this V-day.. GUNDEY. 😆

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1. Tumhari jaisi ladki ke saath, mere jaise ladke ka hona ... bahut zaroori hai (Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge, 1995)
Bilkul. Taaki main apne friends ko dikha sakoon ki kis se pyaar NAHIN karna chahiye

3. Main tumhe bhool jaoon yeh ho nahi sakta ... aur tum mujhe bhool jao yeh main hone nahi doonga (Dhadkan, 2000) and Kya koi kisi se itna pyar kar sakta hai ki uski jaan lele? (Dhoom:2, 2006)
Yaar, koi police ko bulao!!!

10. Dosti ka ek oosul hai madam... no sorry, no thank you(Maine Pyaar Kiya, 1989)
Step 1 - Facepalm. Step 2 - "Oh sorry bhaiyya. Aage se yaad rakhoongi.Thank you."

🤣 🤣

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Pyar sirf ek baar hota hai.. shdi bhi sirf ek baar hoti hai.. 🤣

And in that film pyar doosri baar hota hai and shadi bhi.. 🤣

And one Khan does the kanyadan to another khan 🤣

Guess which movie i m talkin abt? 😆

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Dhee Jattan Di

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Posted: 12 years ago

4. I love you KKK ... Kiran (Darr, 1993)
Even if her name is not Kiran, she'll run in the opposite direction. This line screams crazy. So please don't try this at home. With any name.

^ ROFL. 😆

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hasini009

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Originally posted by: AllBlacks1
Pyar sirf ek baar hota hai.. shdi bhi sirf ek baar hoti hai.. 🤣
And in that film pyar doosri baar hota hai and shadi bhi.. 🤣

And one Khan does the kanyadan to another khan 🤣

Guess which movie i m talkin abt? 😆

Kuch do baar hota hain😆

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AllBlacks1

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Originally posted by: hasini009

Kuch do baar hota hain😆

Tum meri vigilante banogi? 😉

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VintageWine

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Posted: 12 years ago

8. Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi... toh tumhe mujhse pyaar ho jayega (Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, 1999)
Maybe if you looked like Salman. Now imagine Ajay Devgn saying exactly the same thing. Yeah, close your eyes and fall in love with his mind instead.

bahahahha Ajay sayin dat would have been 🤣 🤣

10. Dosti ka ek oosul hai madam... no sorry, no thank you(Maine Pyaar Kiya, 1989)
Step 1 - Facepalm. Step 2 - "Oh sorry bhaiyya. Aage se yaad rakhoongi.Thank you."

😆😆

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9. Maine kabhi tumhare jism se nahin... tumhari aatma se pyar kiya hai (Naseeb, 1997)
Govinda, considering how your jism looks in yellow pants and dhinchak shirt, aatma works for us too.

OMG 🤣