OS: Vedashree hui Kidnap (OS on page 2)

Okay, so here is the OS...

DISCLAIMER:

Reading this story can cause you severe irritation and maybe you might even feel a sudden urge to throw chappals at the writer. So, padhne ke baad, if you do feel like throwing jootes and chappal, you are most welcome to do so...

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The morning brought a big shock for the entire Rathod family... Vedashree was missing. Everyone was distraught.

The police were unable to find any traces of the kidnappers. They didn't even leave a footprint anywhere!!

"Pata nahi bhabhi kahan hain... Unhe zameen kha gayi ya aasmaan nigal gaya?" Chaitali was ranting in tension.

"Ye kisi normal insan ka kaam to lagta nahi..." Ansh said. "Kyonki koi bhi insan, bina footprints chhode kahin nahi jaa sakta..."

They decided to go to their saviour, Nishant for help...

"Hmm... Aapki baatein sun kar mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai ki ye kisi aam insaan ka kaam to definitely nahi hai."

He was staring at the crowd of people in his room... They all were driving him crazy with their constant whining and crying. He decided to send them all home...

"Ek kaam kariye... Aap log abhi ghar jaiye. Main Ansh aur Gudiya ke saath milkar Vedashree Ji ko dhoodh nikalunga."

With a great difficulty, he sent the other three, Shekhar, Avinash and Chaitali back home to take care of the kids. He also sent Dafli along with them as they would be needing Naman's help too...

"Lekin maa ho kahan sakti hain? Unhe kidnap kaun kar sakta hai?" Pia mumbled sadly.

"Haan bhai... Kisme himmat hai musibat apne sar mol lene ki!!!" Naman said... Nishant glared at him. "Kya kaha tumne?"

"Arre... Sirjee hum to ye keh rahe hain ki Vedashree ji ko kidnap karke kaun Daivik aur Davansh se dushmani ki musibat apne sar mol lega?"

Nishant was about to say something when Saavi rushed inside his office. She was holding a paper in her hand...

"Ye kya hai Saavi?"

"Pata nahi Dad... Ye paper Shekhar uncle ko apne room main pada hua mila tha par ye language mujhe samajh nahi aa rahi."

Nishant and co. went through all the books kept there in his library but they could not find any match for the language of the letter...

"Kamaal hai... In books main saari languages ke baare information hai. To phir is language ke baare main kyon nahi?"

"Iska matlab kya ho sakta hai Baba?" A worried Pia asked her father.

"Iska to bas ek hi matlab hai... Ye letter jis bhi bhasha main likha hai, wo bhasha is poori duniya main kahin nahi boli jaati hai."

"To iska matlab maa ko aliens ne kidnap kiya hai?"

"Ho sakta hai Ansh..."

Naman was thinking,"Tabhi hum soche, kisi dharti ke jeev ki itni himmat kaise ho gayi ki wo itni badi museebat apne sar le."

"Par ye aliens hain kaun se planet ke?"

"Pata karna hoga..."

He opened one of his several books where all information regarding their alien neighbours was given.

"Iske according, ye language kisi 'Sentimentalia' naam ke planet ki hai... Ye planet Earth se kam se kam 2 million light years ki doori par hai."

"Par Dad, hum is planet tak pahunchenge kaise? Outer space main travel karne ke liye koi spaceship to hai nahi apne paas..."

"Nahi Saavi... Mujhe nahi lagta ki ye aliens apne planet par wapas jaa chuke hain. Mujhe lagta hai ki ye abhi bhi dharti par hi hain..."

"Dharti par? Lekin Baba, hum un tak pahunchenge kaise?"

"Ye paper hume wahan tak pahunchayega.. "

"Ye paper? Wo kaise Papa?" Ansh asked, worried.

"Is paper ko ek khaas Dravya main daalne se ek tez roshni niklengi... Un tarango ka peecha karte hue hum wahan tak pahunch sakte hain."

"Paper main se roshni?" Pia was confused.

Naman (in his mind),"Haan bhai... Ab jab kahin se bhi Vedashree Ji ke rishtedaar nikal aate hain to paper main se roshni nikalna kaun si badi baat hai?"

"Haan Gudiya... Is dravya ke zariye is paper main se ek tez roshni niklengi. Aur hume usi ka peecha karna hoga."

"Lekin Papa, hum us roshni ka peecha kaise karenge? Humari gaadi to utni tez nahi chal sakti na?"

Naman interrupted them before anyone could say anything else.

"Arre iska ek simple sa solution hai humare paas..."

Saavi cut him mid-sentence with, "Aur wo tareeka ekdum tumhari tarah hoga... bakwas."

"Arre sun to lijiye..."

"Theek hai, bolo..."

"Sirjee... Tareeka ekdum simple hai. Bas gaadi ki tanki main petrol ki jagah Red Bull daal dijiye... Gaadi hawai jahaj ki tarah na ude to kahiyega!!!"

Nishant was irritated...

"Are you serious Naman?"

Before Naman could say anything, Ansh interrupted him. "Ek baar try to kar hi sakte hain... Aur waise bhi, maine suna hai: Red Bull gives you wings."

They decided to take a chance. Naman and Saavi were sent to procure a large supply of Red Bull.

On the other hand, Nishant and others prepared that Dravya which would help them to track those aliens...

After about an hour, Naman and Saavi returned with the supply of Red Bull.

"Dad, ye lijiye... Poore 50 litres hai."

"Haan Sirjee... Extra lekar aaye hain taaki kahin raaste main khatam na ho jaye."

"Very good... Dravya bhi humne taiyar kar liya hai." He turned towards Ansh. "Ansh, ek kaam karo. Tum jaakar gaadi ka tank full karo aur chalne ki taiyari karo. Gudiya, tum bhi jao. Hum log ye paper aur Dravya lekar aate hain."

Ansh and Pia filled the tank with Red Bull.

Soon, Nishant, Saavi and Naman too joined them... Naman and Saavi were holding the vessel containing the dravya and Nishant was holding that paper. Saavi dipped the paper in that vessel and waited for a few moments. Soon, a golden light emerged from that paper and began to move in a particular direction.

The three of them sat in the backseat with Ansh on the driving seat and Pia next to him. They also carried all kinds of weapons that they possessed...

Ansh ignited the engine of the qualis. (I am using a qualis as it has a seating capacity of 10)

The engine roared like a lion, the exhaust flared like a space shuttle and out of nowhere, two huge aeroplane wings popped out on the sides of the qualis.

"Red Bull... GIVES YOU WINGS!"

The qualis flew off into the sky. They could see Red Bull-less cars, buildings, trees and land growing smaller and smaller below.

They were following the light beam and after travelling a long distance towards the west, Ansh landed the qualis near a village abruptly...

"Kya hua Ansh? Gaadi kyon rok di?" Pia was worried.

"Shayad kuch problem hai gaadi main..." Ansh was tensed. He opened the bonnet of the qualis and they saw smoke coming out of it.

"Lagta hai kaafi tezi se chalne ke kaaran gaadi garam ho gayi hai. Paani daalna padega."

They started looking around for water.

"Waise, yahan thoda zyada garmi nahi hai?" Pia said, wiping her sweat.

Ansh said,"Baat to sahi hai. Yahan aas paas itne saare pahad hain... To yahan ka Mausam bhi thoda thanda hona chahiye tha..."

Naman mumbled, "Humko to lagta hai ki apne show ke saare bakwas tracks dekh kar jo fans ke gusse ka paara chadha tha na, ye usi ki garmi hai."

He looked around and saw a dhaaba...

"Sirjee... Jab tak gaadi thandi hoti hai, tab tak yahan baith kar kuch kha lein? Bahut bhookh lagi hai hume..." He paused and said. "Ho sakta hai yahan paani bhi mil jaye?"

"Naman... Hum yahan Vedashree Aunty ko dhoondhne aaye hain. Humare paas waste karne ke liye bilkul bhi time nahi hai."

Naman was slightly irritated.

"Ek baat bataiye humko Saavi Ji... Jab tak gaadi theek nahi ho jaati, tab tak hum aage kaise jayenge?"

Saavi sighed, defeated...

They all stepped into the dhaaba. There was no one behind the counter in the dhaaba, but a plate filled with pakodas and samosas was placed on the table. Naman grabbed one and tasted it.

"Naman!!" Nishant called out to him. "Kam se kam dhaabe ke owner ko to aane do!!"

"Sorry Sirjee... Wo kya hai na, humare pet main chuhe dandiya khel rahe hain."

"Aaab hdjgg ysgxn!!!" A voice roared suddenly from behind them. They turned to look at the source of the sound.

"Baba, ye alien hai kya?" Pia asked, indicating the short green creature standing before them.

"Haan shayad..." Nishant said, looking carefully at the creature in front of them. "Lagta hai hum sahi jagah par pahunch chuke hain."

Naman began to have a conversation with him... "Dekho alien bhai, hum tumhe chot nahi pahunchayenge. Hume kuch khila do, please!"

The alien looked at them for a few seconds and then smiled. "Oh sure, sure! Aap insaan hoing toh kya? Grahak toh grahak hoing na!"

They were surprised...

"Ye alien hindi bol raha hai?"

"Aur nahi to kya!! Hum do saal se dharti par rahing... Do saalo main thoda bahut bhasha to seekh hi saking na?" The alien replied. He looked at Naman and said, "Waise aap abhi jo khaaying woh cockroach pakode hoing."

"KYA?!?!?!!" Naman spat out whatever he had been eating and looked ready to vomit.

The alien laughed. "Joke! Woh toh aaloo ke pakode theying. Sorry!"

Naman glared at him in anger.

The alien raised his hand slowly. "Chaliye intro ho jaaying. Hello! Mera naam Alieo hoing - Aliens ka Romeo."

Suddenly, Ansh stepped forward.

"Kahin tumne hi to Maa ko kidnap nahi kiya?"

Pia was also sure that he had kidnapped Vedashree. "Haan Ansh... Mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai."

Nishant too stepped forward. "Kya tumne Vedashree Ji ko kidnap kiya hai?"

"Haan... Hum hi unko yahan lekar aaying."

Ansh was even more angry. He grabbed the alien by his neck and raised him a couple of feet above the ground... "Bata!! Kyon kiya tum logon ne maa ko kidnap?"

"Pehle humko chhoding... Tabhi hum kuch boling..."

Ansh left Alieo's neck and he landed on the ground.

"Wo humare planet par paani ki kami hoing... Hum dharti par paani dhoondhne aaying to dekhing ki tumhari maa ke paas unlimited paani ka supply hoing. Isiliye hum unko yahan lekar aaying. Aur ab wo humari Jal Devi hoing."

"Ab ye batao... Kahan rakha hai tumne unhe?"

Alieo replied, "Maaf kar deying Sirjee... Main Alieo hoing, aliens ka Romeo. Aur mein aapko ye top secret nahi bataying!"

Suddenly, Alieo remembered something...

"Ek baat bataing, tum log un Devi Ji ki baat kaise samajh paing? Jab tak wo ruk-ruk kar apni ek line boling, hum apne planet ka chakkar laga kar aaram se wapas aa jaying."

Everyone glared at him in anger...

Ansh was about to attack him in anger when suddenly, they heard loud cries coming from a distance...

"BHAAGOOOO!!!"

They looked towards the direction from where the noise was coming and saw a large group of creatures similar to Alieo running towards them.

They all took out their weapons prepared to attack but... The creatures crossed them and ran in the other direction, away from the village.

Alieo stopped one of them and asked, "Kya hoing? Tum log kahan bhaging?"

The alien replied,"Hum sab doob jaying... Hum marna nahi chahing. Isiliye apni jaan bacha kar bhaaging."

"Doob jaying?" Naman interrupted them. "Humara matlab hai doob jayenge? Kaise?"

"Wo humara mahal doob jaing. Hum sab beh jaing..."

"Mahal doob gaya? Par kaise?" Asked Pia totally confused.

"Wo aapki maa jab se yahan aaying, lagatar aansu bahaing... Aur unke aansuon se humare raja ka mahal doob jaying."

Before he could complete his sentence, they saw a large wave of water rushing towards them. Everyone rushed for their lives.

Ansh, Pia, Nishant, Saavi and Naman got into the qualis which had been cooled due to that wave of water. Ansh started the car and they flew towards the palace of the king of aliens. They could see Vedashree sitting in a room on the second floor and the water had already started filling there.

They called out to her and she immediately stopped crying on seeing them... And finally, the water level also started decreasing.

Naman shifted to the rear of the qualis and Vedashree got into the back seat. Ansh handed the steering wheel to Nishant and both him and Pia swam down to open the main door of the palace to allow the water to flow out. The water rushed out with a huge force, filling all the dried up lakes. The aliens gathered there to thank them for saving them from such a terrible catastrophe.

"Bahut bahut dhanyawad... Hum aapka ye ehsaan kabhi nahi bhool paying. Aap hum sabko doob kar marne se bachaing." Alieo said.

"Ab hume chalna chahiye." Ansh said.

"Theek hai... Aapse mil kar bahut khushi hoing. Ummeed hai aapse phir mulakaat hoing."

The aliens waved them a goodbye. Ansh quickly flew the qualis out of the village before the aliens change their decision and decided to capture all of them.

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So, here ends the torture...

Jootas and chappals are most welcome...

Jai Ram Ji Ki!!!