LDR - Long Distance Relationship
Beep beep
Suman who just came of the washroom, looks at the time on the wall clock when she heard her phone constantly bussing, its 10:30pm here then it would be 6pm in london. She grabs her phone and touchs his name and all the messages appeared on the screen.
Sumoo
Sumoooooo yaar
This really sucks
What really sucks now? Because it really keep changing everyday.
This
This long distance relationship sucks yaar!!!!
Taddaa i love long distance relationship!
It sucks, really.
You know right that you are not alone in this. I am also here. So stop victimising yourself.
Why can't we stay together??????
I think your dumbass brain forgot again. So let me enlighten you. We have just started and right now our carrier is our first priority, as it should be and this was the only rule we settled upon, remember that this relationship is the part of our life, a big part, but not the entire life. Right?
Do you wish to rework on the rules a little?
Not really but shoot
Okay so we are going to talk to each other at least half an hour everyday and by that i mean our laptops and internet will be off and you belong to me only!!
And if this half an hour gets reduced to 15 or 20 on odd days then none of us get mad.
Okay then it applies to weekend also. When one is free and other is not.
Fine!
We will talk about everything!
Yes about anything and everything because i don't want to settle in that boring cycle of how are you and how was your day. So it can be about stupid challenges going on social media
Covid-19
Missing MS dhoni
Kohli's cover drive
Ranveer-deepika's wedding
Iron man's death
Zara's new collection
Australian bush fire
Vicky kaushal's new movies
😒Okay next.We will reduce video calls from daily to twice a week. I have this pseudo intimacy where you are this close to me yet so far!!
"When i can see you but can't touch you" puts better
Biggest problem with LDR😩
Okay next
Emm. We will keep our workplace frustration away from our call time. Like you can tell me what went wrong but can't sulk about it all the time. Like work-life balance okay?
I am trying, really.
Next
We dont take our fights to bed. Like if there is any mis-understanding, we will keep our egos aside and will talk it out before we sleep. Becasue you are an idiot but i have trouble sleeping if we have fought.
Okay fights don't travel to next day.
Next
Okay lastly we will talk when we even get a thought about how frustrating this LDR is. We will think about why we started this and most importantly why are we doing this. Because we have to make this work right?
I love you sumo :)
You are my chand ka tukda
Okay i think we need a set of rules on nick names too.😬
You are my bundi ka ladoo
Shut up shravan!!
Shravan chuckled looking at her contact's last seen as she left the chat. He likes to tease her so much and he totally know, she is pouting right now with her adorable smile. Because this is how their relationship is from past twevle years, being bestfriends since childhood you know what is going on in other's mind. Him teasing and her making annoying faces.
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I miss you :(
I miss you too meri gulabjamun ;)
How was your day?
Kaffi boring honestly. I had finished my work early and then i had all evening to do whatever i wanted.
So i walked around looking for fun things but they all were couple things or at least i wanted to do them with you.
Things like?
Amusement park, movie theatre, karaoke bars.
You sound like a 16 year old and these all things you can do alone
Oh come on you love these things.
Well, what can i say? i have a lovely voice :)
Yeah even street dogs come to hear your sweet voice! XD
I am starting to forget why i was missing you.
Well i also saw a wedding hall which is definitely a couple things. :p
I will give you on that.
When does this get easy?
This as in?
Being together but not being together.
Long distance :(
Yes.
I don't know if it does.
I really want it to.
You know the other day i saw this *1 year ago today* story on my instagram.
And it was our throwback picture of us in our teens. I don't know why this gets harder this time of year.
I think its all because the valentine's buzz going around.
I remember how up until the year you had to leave, we always did something special on the days leading upto the valentine.
I am not sure if "something special" is the right phase.
You took me to a haunted house back in 2012 as a surprise.
And in 2009 you gave me a superman underwear as a gift :/
I wanted to see you as superman thats why!!!!
But remember in 2014 i forgot to give you a gift and it just so happened that my eyelashes broke and so i gave you one of my wishes.
That was actually quite poetic :)
I still have those hand made cards you gave me on our first official valentines.
And i still have those mixtapes of songs you sung for me ;p
Don't remind me of that please. God i don't know what i was even thinking :/
But i actually listen those songs when i miss you *confession*
Please you don't have to. Tell me i will give you live performance whenever you want ;)
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"Kya koi kisi ko itna pyaar kar sakta hai ki usski jaan le le"
Bata yeh kon si movie hai
Bata
Jaldi bata
Ohh huh! Hrithik ki movie ke dialogue nahi pata honge mujhe. Not happening!
Dhoom 2😎
Yeah right!! Your turn.
"Khoobsurati sadgi mai hai"
Kya yaar sumo itni bar dikha chuki h na yeh movie tu mujhe ab to ek ek line yaad ho gayi h.
Teri favourite kaho na pyaar hai
“Pyaar toh bahut log karte hai,lekin mere jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakta kyun ki kisi ke paas tum joh nahi ho.”
Yeh to srk ke alava koi aur bol hi nahi sakta. Kal ho na ho❤
Yup! Yeh hearts mat bej. Kuch kuch hota hai sumo tum nahi samjhogi ;p
Hahahahaha
"College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai,te duji taraf life humko nachati hai. Dhimlak lak te dhimlak lak"
I know it...i know it... wait wait
Yesssss
Rang de basanti!
ladke ko ladki ka naam dete ho 'shital'
now tell me
Waaaiitttttttttt
Chup chup ke?
Right!
Guru guru guru hoja shuru
Easy peasy!
Aawara pagal dewana
Tu chiman chappu ki beti hai?😂
Chinpman tera baap hai
Wow i am low-key impressed and low-key disappointed that you know the next dialogue too.😮
Okay my turn!
Tumhari bahoon mai milney ko ji karta hai
Umm nahi?
Tumhari bahoon mai marney ko ji chahta hai.
Ab bata
Kal ho na ho?
Fail.
Aree this is srk only.
Yes.
Oh i got it. Kabhi alveda na kehna!
The scene where preety zinta is wearing a blue face pack.
Good.
"Aap humse humari zindagi maang lete hum aapko khushi khushi de dete par aap ne to
Bajirao Mastani😎
Wow! Delhi boy is improving. I am impressed.
What kind of childhood was this?
Don't question the pro. We HAVE TO watch all these movies together again.
No thanks.
I am not watching any purani movie with you where there is a running commentery. I don't want to hear same dialogue twice once in actor's voice and then in yours.
"Maine tere pyaar mai kya kya na kiya meena kabhi bana kutta kabhi kamina"
Ab bata?
😩
I am not doing govinda with you.
Govinda sabko nahi pasand laxman!
my turn now
"Itni badi auraat aur itna bada tokra to kisi andhe ko bhi dikh jata, pata nahi kiss kiss kone mai gaye mere tamatar"
What the f**k?
Hahahahahaha
Get it now "pro"
You have just made this up.
This is from your favourite director's movie.
Imtiaz ali?
He must be so disappointed of you!
You have failed him pro
Shut up!
Accha i am giving another one from same movie.
"Yeh kya kapde pehne hai
Aaise kapde pehen ke tu ghar aayi hai
To bambayi mai to tu nangi ghumti hogi"
Now tell me!
Jab we met?
Yes sir!
When was that tamatar scene in the film?
When geet misses her train for the first time.
Fine. I think i have to see the film again.
You mean revise?😂
By the way, i think we should get this game patented
Something like millenial loving bollywood.
Or maybe Long distance suffering goals!
😑
You know there are more interesting "games" people in long distance relationship play out there
Like sexting
Having more video calls
Simultaneously chating with two boyfriends?
😑
😂😂😂😂
Your idea of being intimate is watching srk movie with me over a video call.
Can we just shut this random conversation and finally get on a video call?
Oh yes!! But we are watching kal ho na ho today.
Done.
They switch on their laptops and smiles looking at each other's faces.
"Hey cupcake!" He tease her with yet another nick name
"You know i love you right?" She asks touching the screen as if she is touching his face.
"Yeah! I know that but i love you more" he winks and then smiles. And they spend yet another day being away stil together. Laughing, teasing and maybe today crying when aman will eventually die leaving his naina.
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I hope it was umm bearable?
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