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Hiii alll...so I am here again... With a new story...an OS. I am writing this just for fun! Don't really know whether you people will love it or not! So here I go...
Nature's call
"Pune Engineering college chalenge... "
"Baithiye... " said the taxi driver.
Okay the first day of college! Feeling excited as well as nervous! "Pata nahin kya hoga! " I murmured!
"Ji kuch kaha aapne... "
"Nahin nahin aap chaliye... " I said to the taxi driver, who was looking at me through his rear view mirror as if I had got plant on my head.
"Ekto yeh pressure, uparse aaj Sonam bhi nahin ayegi... College ka pehela din hai ana to chahiye tha... Kuch bhi... " I murmured again!
"Aap kuch keh rahi hai.. ."
"Jiii nahinnn app jaldi chalenge please..." I fumed.
Ohhh forgot to introduce myself, I, Suman Tiwari, B.E first year, from Delhi, and after giving joint entrance, I had got chance in this well known engineering college of Pune. And this was my story!
So my college was a 150 years old building, containing big classrooms with old style of wooden supported ceiling, and the fans which were hanging from there were the most angry looking fans I had ever seen in my life, as if they were tired of being there for this long.
In between, these scary looking classrooms, the torments were the seniors. They were just crossing all limits. And I was sure, the way I look, sidhasadha, they would grab me first.
After first two classes, there was a off period, so all of us, were sure, that the seniors would choose to attack in this period.
And they came!
"You... Naam kya hai... " a girl asked.
" Suman Tiwari... "
"Hmmm... Favourite subject kya hai... "
I was about to say maths, but few minutes earlier, a boy said, his favourite subject was maths, and they made him solve a difficult calculus integration. That too on the black board. And the boy couldn't! Then the way they insulted him! My god! I couldn't take the chance... "Chemistry.. "
"Chemistry...to electronics padne kyun aayi hai... "
I didn't know what to say, so I smiled like an idiot.
"Tooo chemistry ka fluids Brownian motion pada hai... "
I smiled... I got 96 in chemistry in 12 th board exam.
Proudly I started... "the erratic random movement of microscopic particles in a fluid, as a result of continuous bombardment from molecules of the surrounding medium is called Brownian Motion. "
"Very good... Chal ab practical karke dikha... "
"Practical! "
"Haan... Classroom mein is taraf se us taraf daud ke bata particles kaise move karte hai... Aur kaise colide karte hain.. .."
"Main... Classroom mein... "
"Haan... Chal karke bata... "
I, running in the classroom that too infront of so many people, That's it. I couldn't handle more! I felt tremendous pressure on my stomach and I ran out of the class clutching my stomach, mumbling a soft excuse me..
So the situation was like, I had got some serious problem since I was a kid. Actually pressure problem. Whenever, I was in stress, or I was nervous, I had to go to poty! Yes you learnt it right! Poty! But...after sitting on the comod, my poty used to vanish in my stomach itself.
The next day, I was afraid that those seniors would come again... And I was right, the girl sat beside me yesterday, proudly announced that the seniors were very angry as I didn't take the permission before getting to the loo, so they would return today that too with double punishment.
Looking at my panick stricken face, she said, "next period would be the off one..woh log tabhi ayenge.. . Why don't you hide..."
"But where to hide... "
"Woh room no 7 hai.. .woh khali pada hai... Maine aate waqt dekha... Tum usmein chup jana."
And of course I did the same.
"Yeh kya room hai... Makdi ki jaali bhi hai.. ..." and then I saw a silhouette. ."Who is it... "
"Hiii.. " a deep husky voice said.
"Hiii.. " I was really unsure.. ..
"1st year? "
"Yes you? "
"Mee tooo" he sighed!
"Suman Tiwari... Electronics.. "
"Shravan Malhotra... Mechanical...tum bhi chup rahi ho... "
"Haan.. .aur tum bhi... "
"Haan seniors kal dhamki de gaye the...aj ek. Ladki ko propose karna hoga jisko woh log dikha denge... To main yahan chupa hua hoon! "
He came closer. I got a better view. My god he was tall! Really tall. His light brown eyes and those lashes.. They were longer to be a boy's eyelash, and because of that, his eyes were looking more beautiful.. .. But one thing I had to accept he was truly handaome.
"What. .." he noticed me checking me out. And did I see a smirk!
"Nothing... " again this pressure.. "I have to go.."
He grabbed my hand..." Areee abhi mat jaa period khatam nahin hua hai... "
"Mujhe bahut zor se loo jana hai.. ."
"Is waqt.. ..unlogon ne pakad liya to.. ."
"Please... Mujhe jana hai... "
"Aree Suman... "
I ran towards the door and tripped on something.. .and I felt a nudge...
I opened my eyes.. .Shravan looking at me intently.. ."What... " I asked...
"Tum kya neend mein baatein kar rahi thi.. ."
Ohhb I was dreaming that too of an incident, which took place 12 years ago. I looked at Shravan.. .same light brown eyes.. ..same long eyelashes. ...same smile...
"Kya hua biwi... Kya dekh rahi ho... Tum to so rahi thi... Par main nahin so paya... "
"Kyun... "
"Kyun kya.. .Humari beti tum pe gayi hai... Bilkul.. .aaj uska class two ka concert haina... Bass tension ke maare dus baar poty ja rahi hai... Aur comod pe baith te hi... Poty gayab! Abhi abhi soyi hai. "
I looked at my sleeping beauty.. .then I looked at my husband.. ."tumne mujhe kyun nahin jagaya.. ."
"Tum itni pyaari lag rahi thi..." he caressed my face.. .
I kept looking at his face... .his perfect eyes, perfect brows, his nose, his lips...and went for a kiss.. ..and he instatly took me in his arms...after 12 years of blissful married life, I still felt butterflies in my stomach.. .I still felt nervous. ...and "Mmm Shravan..."
"Don't tell me...Sumo please yaar...apni choti ungli ko thumb se dabao.. ..waise bhi poty to comod mein baithte hi gayab ho jayegi... So please.. ."
So that's it... Actually was watching Piku... And of course Sumo to hai hi... Use waqt pe loo jana hota hai surly you guys remember . So tell me how was it. I know it's not up-to the mark. But still would love to hear your thoughts. Basss marna mat after reading this crap.
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