jokes - Page 3

EK SARDAR PURI ZINDAGI EK HEE CHEEZ SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
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>KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
>PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISe
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1)man to a girl : I want to marry you
girl:But I am one year elder to you.
>man: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.

1ST:yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
>2ND- Gold ring de de
>1ST- koi badi cheez bata
>2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de.
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>A man gave an Ad in matrimonial column
>"PATNI CHAHIYE"
>He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA.
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On Jeeto's bday
>her husband had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
>When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
>manager.
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
>Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki
>ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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i hope all of u enjoy these ones 😊

>Banta: you cheated me.
>Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
>Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
>Radio!
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>Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
>A: He wanted to see butterfly!

hope all of u enjoy these jokes 😆 😆

Why a man is standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
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a man told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining.
man: So what take an umbrella and go.
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a man found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Student. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Student stands up- We must find & stop her!.
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a man visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
the man goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON theOXGNTUBE"

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a man was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

hahahahhahaha so funny 😆 😆 😆

lyke it 😉 😆 😆

keep it up 😊 😉

sardar fallls in luv vit a nurse so he decide to write a luv letter 4 her he was thinking abt an hour wat to write atlast he wrote"i luv u sister" (i hope u understant this joke)
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a boy stands near d door nd writes exam ...teacher asks y r u writing ur exam near the door the boy says mam i writing entrance exam
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a sardar goes 4 an intreview the the manager aks his first ques that is:
imangine thta u r in a room nd that room catches fire wat will u do to save ur life???
sardar ji :ill stop imaginig
next question:
manager:how do u start an engine
sargaji:trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
manager<furiously>:stop it now
sardarji: tr tr bush

i got 1 more..
A letter from Banta Singh 2 Mr. Bill Gates

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We
checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this
' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey what is this, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad, but there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', what happened to the remaining?

11. There is not even single photo of mine in the 'MY Pictures'.. when u will keep my photo in that.

12. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

Thanking you,
Yours
Banta Singh

😆

Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...---To avoid side effect!!!
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Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab". 😆