jokes - Page 2

-ek sardar ji ka electrical engineer ki post kay liye interview tha
interviewer nay sawwal kia: sardar...sahab electrical motors kaissey chalty hain?
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torrrrrRRRrrrrrr

sardar on phone :"mama khush khabri hai"
maa:"bool beta"
sardar:"hum doo say teen ho gaye"
maa:mubarik ho beta howa,yann beti"
sardar:"meri biwi nay dosri shadi ker lee

Pappu, while filling up a form: dad, what should i write for
Mother tongue.?
Santa: very long!

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied

nice jokes like it thanks for shaing it

ok a little boy goes to the river with his dad and asks...

abbu abbu...yeh pani kahan jata hai..
father: yeh sara pani humaray ghar aata hai..
son: reallly
Father: yah

next thing the son pushes the dada in the river and run home to his mom and says

Ami ami...tooti (tap) kholo abbu aai hai....

lolzzzz

1).A sardi ji: calls in Air India, asks how long does it to take to fly to Amrtisar to Bobmay
The recopanist repiles: just a sec
Sardar ji replies: thankyou
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2). A Sardar ji goes to a shop and asks for a Indian Flag, the man working gives him the flag,
Sardarji replies: is there any other colour
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3). On a ROMANTIC dare sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our
engagement will you give me a ring?"

Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your phone numner.....
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4).One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

thx for sharin n all of them were nice

i would also like to share some..

a man talking on cell.

2 man: kis se baat kar rahe ho?!

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times?

student: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.. 😆 😆

Teacher: is line ki english banao "usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gaya"

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan!!
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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..