jokes

Interviewer: tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : bad.

Interviewer: come.
Sardar : go.

Interviewer: ugly.
Sardar : pichlli.

Interviewer: u g l y?
Sardar : pichlly !!!!!!!

Interviewer: shut up.
Sardar : keep talking.

Interviewer: get out.
Sardar : come in.

Interviewer: oh my god.
Sardar : oh my devil.

Interviewer: u r rejected.
Sardar : i am selected. Oh Balle ballle.
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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."

"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"

😆 lol fnks 4 sharing theyre funny

Very funny 😆 Thanks for sharing 😉

the first one is okey and i liked 2nd one anyways

thanks for sharing it like it very much

the second one is superb 🤣

lol very funny hahahahaha tfs

😆 😆 😆 hillariouss...great yaar..both were koool 😆 😆

thx 4 sharin 😆 both were too good...
hey common guys lets make this jokes section...
v all can post jokes here....i'll start wid one..


1)ok i got a shayri .. its funny ... we classmates always sms the shayris n stuff to each other .. this one was sent to me by a friend during exam..

Sagar jitna syllabus hai
Nadi jitna padhte hai
Baalti jitna aata hai
Mug jitna likhte hai
Chullu bhar marks milte hai
Chalo usi me doob marte hai
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2)Math student's love letter!!!
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular
face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your
triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,
it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots,
which only you can solve by making good binary relation
with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions
but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The
geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do n ot meet me at parabola restaurant on
date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of
160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial
of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives
of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
De-Morgan's Law,
7th Cross. Binomial Avenue ,
India of Matrices - (a+b)^2


hey i hope this makes u laugh.... 😆 😆