Originally posted by: Penfolk
Don't throw chappals because this is gonna be dumb.đ
Lady interviewer : So whom are you getting married to?
Prabhas (yawning): yuuu
Interviewer (stirs) : Err... What?
Prabhas (sits properly): I don't think I'll get married to anyone.
Interviewer: Ohh. Okay. Next question. When are you getting married?
Prabhas (frowning) : I don't think I'll ever get married.
Interviewer : Anushka ma'am, when are you getting married?
Anushka (dull expression) : I don't have any plans about marriage.
Interviewer : That's interesting. So whom are you marrying?
Anushka (picks up a cushion to throw but controls) : Are you ready to marry me?
Interviewer (embarrassed, changes topic): Okay we'll play truth or dare. So Prabhas sir, truth or dare?
Prabhas : Truth
Interviewer : Tell us the date of your marriage.
Prabhas looks at Anushka who bangs her head on her palm.
Prabhas : Dare please.
Interviewer (chuckling): Okay. Do something so drastic that the audience faints.
Prabhas : I need a knife for that.
Interviewer : What?
Prabhas : Yes please.
They get him a knife.
He immediately makes a scratch on his thumb. Blood oozes. He then rubs his thumb across the hair parting of a horrified Anushka beside.
Prabhas (smiling to the interviewer) : Got all your answers?
Everyone at the studio faints at his feet. He sits like Amarendra, on the sofa, piercing the knife on the handle.
Bg score : Hey Shubharambh ho Shubharambh mangal bela aayi..
Sapnon ki dehri par dil ki baaji re shehnaai...
Shehnaai..
Shehnaai..
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