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Originally posted by: _Eternity_
funny post.😆
i like ranvir's most..🤣psycho no. 1 nhi 2no. 1 toh Maya hai..😆
Thank u Eternity( sorry don't know ur name)
I too like Ranvir's
Originally posted by: _Eternity_
funny post.😆
i like ranvir's most..🤣psycho no. 1 nhi 2no. 1 toh Maya hai..😆
This was hilarious..Ranvir's was the best
😆YesAur ending bhi sunn lo Haasil kiAnt mein Aanchal maiyaan Mata Rani ki kripa se Ranvir naam ke rakshas ka ant karegi aur apne pavitra pyar Kabir se Aanchal maiyaan ka pavan Milan hogaMata Rani ant mein sab theek karenge kyuki Sache pyar ki Jeet hoti hai hamesha..ji haan AaBir ka pyar pavitra hai sacha hai..vo pyar jo CPR vali kissy se shuru hua phir devar bhabhi ke pavan rishte mein convert hua.Aanchal maiyaan ant mein Mata Rani ki kripa se apne pati RR (Rakshas Ranvir 😆) ko niptake ek loyal girlfriend ki pariksha paar karegi aur Kabira jo dikhata hai Aanchal ka chota bhaiya banega uska saiyaan😆Toh saare bolo Mata Rani ki Jai😆No chappals please😆meant solely for fun purposes😆
Originally posted by: randomfancrics
😆 😆 😆 OMG what a post haas haas ke pagal hogayi hoon 😆 😆 😆 even when ranvir turned negative i had some hopes but m slowly losing interest, i am a big fan of Nikita Dutta but her character Aanchal is a very big disappointed. The story kinda looks messed up at this point of time. Like ranvir fakes brain tumour n so that he doesnt get caught his operation is declared to be sucessful and aanchal is like now what will she do? Like wth,doesn't make sense. Grey is actually kabir's character only. I thought Ranvir is dark grey but he is completely dark now and Aanchal is positive, not even grey. Please dont tell me becoming modern and open makes one grey. Disappointed!
Disclaimer:This post is solely for fun and Not to offend anyone.
Just random thoughts of mine, so no coherence is required, Haha. Plz bear this lame thing and don't throw ur chappals n sandals.
Suno suno tumko, sunati hoon yeh kahani Ji zaror bilkul sunaiye.
Fikar matt karo, yeh zyada nahi hai purani Ok hum Q fikar Karen gy bhala
Kyuki Haasil show hai, chai kam paani Chai mein pani kam hi hota hai doodh ki nisbaat tell me something new.
Toh Yeh hai TE3N ki kahani, unki zubaani... Ok agy bhi chalo.
Toh bhaiyo(if any) aur behniyo 😊
Gaaliyaan errr!!!! Mera matlab taaliyan nai bajaty jo karna hai kar lo
aayiye milte hain RanChalBir se ok. nice to meet both ov them😊
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Ranvir Raichand
Naam: Ranvir
Poora naam: Ranvir Raichand
Biwi:Anchal Ranvir Raichand
Bache: woh toh honge nahi shayad
Anchal se pyar: 2 mahine, 7 din aur yeh pandravan ghanta chaloo hai
Bio data toh esy bataya hai jesy job k liye apply karna ho.😆
Abhi meri kahani suno kab sy bool rahy hain sunao ab suna bhi do.😆
Main sabse boloon ek hi baat 2 baaten bolny say mana kiya hai kisi nay?😆
Main karta tha Anchal se pyar okhy
Par Anchal ne pakda kabir ka haath toh haath churwa lety bigg deal.
Aur
Sone jaisi shakal hai meri
Par kaala kaala mann
Main hoon, main hoon, main hoon
Main hoon, Psycho lover No1
No.1 nahi No.2
No.1 toh beyhadh wali Maya thi
Correct bola upar jo bhi bola such bolna achi baat hai.
Meri lover, kabir ki loverKabir ki lover, meri biwi
Meri biwi, meri dost
Haii rabba!!!! Siyaapa!!!!Toh kis nay kaha tha itny siyapy mool lo ab liye hain toh bhugto.😆
Mera toh itna life khraab ho gya hai, itna life khraab ho gya hai, whaaa!!!! Awhaaa!!!
Adrak ho gaya hoon,
kabhi bhi psycho creep ban raha hoon abhi baan rahy ho humhn laga baan chuky psycho creep😆
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Kabir Raichand
Ab main kya bataun apne baare mein
Main kabira,
Initially revenge ka maara,
junoon ka pitaara
Ranvir ka bhai pyara
Aur Anchal ka devar!!!!!!!!!!
Nahin, yeh nahi ho sakta!!!!
kia nai ho sakta ? wesy bhi kisi ny bola hai ab kia pachtaye kia hoot jab chiriya chug gai kheet.😊
Nahin yeh ho nahi sakta k
Anchal meri bhabhi ban jaye
Aise hone se pehle
Meri shaadi ho jaaye...Ab tumhara kuch nai ho sakta tum late ho gaye ab sapno mein hi us ko biwi banao.😆In short meri kahani
Aao sunao apni prem kahani
Ek tha kabira aur ek thi Anchal diwani
Woh bhi patne lagi thi, main bhi fasne laga tha
Viewers samjhe nahi, yeh kya hone laga thajab theek say smjhana hi nai aya ho ga tabhi toh viewers kuch samajh nai paye ab rony ka kia faida?
Me: arreee bhai stop...hum abhi tak nahi samjhe k kya ho raha hai???? samajh mein aye ga bhi nai rehny do leave it .😆
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Anchal Ranvir Raichand or..
Baandhi kamaria pe saari k saari kamar py hi hoti hai saar py toh hony say rahi.
Aayi aab Anchal ki baari
Main Anchal hoon
Aur issi baat ka afsos hai (aur audience ko bhi) correct bola.😆😆
Meri kahani toh suno yes sunaiye. abhi hum yahin hain
Anchal bechari kya kare
Thanda paani pee mare cold water pi k kon marta hai ??? kuch bhi..😆
Lover ka bhai pati hai
Pati ka bhai lover hai
In short
Pati dost hai par lover nahi
Devar lover hai par pati nahi
Toh phir asli pati kaun haipati pati k chakar mein usi pati ko dhood mein milao or chai bana kr pi jao.😉
Arre yeh toh KBC ho gya haan 2 rupees ka KBC.😆
Kaun hai Anchal ka asli pati humen nai jannana
Jaan ne ke liye dekhiye "Haasil
Na bhi dekhoge k toh
kaun sa Trp girne wali hai toh phir bola q k dekho
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Me:
Yeh sab choro,
Chalo chalo mudde ki baat karo
Parr Mudde ki baat toh show mein bhi nahi
Toh yahan kya hogi
Toh rehne do, choro bhi, jaane do yaar
Saanu ki... in short khoda pahaar nikla choha wo bhi dead . faida kia howa?😆😆
At last arzzz kiya hai..
Filme banane wale, kya tere man mein samaii
Tune kaahe ko Haasil ki band bajaiiior rahi sahi band hum ny baja di .😆😆
PS: khichdi post inspired from
Haasil : ek khichdi
PSS: dialogues, songs are from/inspired from Bollywood movies.
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Originally posted by: Shaina_b
You wrote Te3n just like the movie!!!!😛Yes No. 2 for sure and you remembered Maya in time!!!!Right never understood their love story!!!!😕Bilkul Aanchal ka pati kaun!!!!❓With this I remembered a scene of Gol Maal where Deven Verma tells Ramprasad (Amol Palekar) he is doing a suspense play "Parvati ka pati kaun?"!!!!😆Fantastic poems for each of them!!!!👏Hilarious!!!!🤣
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