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Dus Ka Dum Written Update
do knot disturb special.
the episode starts off with david dhawan on stage, he says salman is late so he will be there instead.
Ritesh comes and dances to "BEBO" from Do Knot Disturb. Govinda then comes on stage. Salman then comes on stage. Salman hugs everyone and greets them.
They then, show a promo of "DO KNOT DISTURB".
the teams will go like this:
Govinda and David on one team, and Ritesh by himself.
First Question
What percent of indian men have said they use their saliva to set their hair.
Govinda/David - 17%
Ritesh - 62%
Actual Percentage - 13%
Govinda and David win this point. Score is: 1-0
Ritesh says he didnt get the point, because everyone told him to higher and higher
Second Question
What percent of indian men have exaggerate the number of their girlfriends?
Govinda/David - 60%
Ritesh - 58%
Actual Percentage - 32%
Ritesh wins this point, score is now 1-1
"Dil mein Baje Guitar" from apna sapna money money comes on, and they all dance to it. Ritesh does awesome.
Third Question
What percent of indians think that a comedian needs to have a funny face?
Govinda/David - 8%
Ritesh - 57%
Actual Percentage - 55%
Ritesh wins this point AGAIN. yayyyy the score is now: 1-2
Fourth Question
what percent of indians believe that giving money to eunuchs brings good luck?
Govinda/David - 80%
Ritesh - 73%
Actual Percentage - 82%
Govinda/David win this point, score is now 2-2
Fifth Question
Instead of chopping and eating a mango, what percent of indians prefer sucking on it?
Salman then gets mangos and tells everyone to chop it.
Govinda/David - 47%
Ritesh - 55%
Actual Percentage - 52%
Ritesh wiinssssss, he will play for DUS CRORE
a song from do knot disturbb comes on and ritesh/govinda perform to it
they then switch it around, and ritesh says salman question
1.) what percent of indian girls think the question "When are u getting married salman" should be banned?
Sallu puts 0-40% - "percentage" was 32%
2.) what percent of indian girls said that just to touch salman they are willing to give up their liveS?
70-100% HAHA "percentage was 78%
3.) what percent of indian girls said that when salman says "pratishaht" bahut pyaara lagta hai?
65-85% - "percentage was: 84%
4.) what percent of indian girls think that salman will fulfil is season 1 promise?
(Which was: salman will take his shirt off?)
44-54%
O O JAANE JAANA comes on.. HAHAH SALMAN HAS TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF NOW
"percentage was -100%" LMAO
MONEY ROUND
First question
what percent of indian men at one point have worn a woman's garment?
Ritesh - 8-48%
Actual percentage - 21%
Second question
what percent of indians think that film stars dont think twice before getting into a physical fight?
Ritesh - 20-50%
Actual percentage - 37%
Third question
what percent of indians think that actors do not watch other actors' films?
Ritesh - 25-45%
Actual percentage - 42%
Salman and Ritesh dance to mast kalander.
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