The Chronicles of Narad Muni and Hein Hein Kumaar

Chapter 1

Mahi

@Mannmohanaa

Hey all Sarabhians!

So randomly, I thought of penning down this series, the first installment of which is here. So relax, and enjoy!

Note : This'll contain all the members of Season 1 in their normal manner. But the focus, ofcourse will be on our two bickering souls. LOL

The Chronicles Of Narad Muni & HeinHeinKumar

1. Sarabhais Out For A Play

Maya : Indu, ab jaldi chalo. Woh ek rupaye waali toffee apni jeb Mein baad mein bharna.

Indu : Ek rupaye bolna zaroori tha?

Maya : Ab Monisha Ka kuch toh asar padega naa Sweetie...

*Door bell rings*

Maya : Darwaaza kholo please

Indu : Main mard Hoon

Maya : Toh Iski complaint mujhe kyun kar rahe ho?

*Goes to open the door*

Maya : Hey bhagwan!

Indu : Kya hua?

Maya : Madhu foofa Aaye hain... Suitcase lekar.

Indu : Inko yahin lock karke do din ke liye kahin chale jaatein Hai

Maya : Common Indu, do din ke liye agar main Monisha se door rahi toh uski ghar ki halat... I can't even imagine!

*Dhishkyaaon Dhishkyaaon*

Maya : Hum... bhahar jaa rahe hain. Natak dekhne.

Madhu Foofa : Pathak? Falguni Pathak Ka show Hai? Main Bhi chalunga

Sahil enters with Monisha

Sahil : Chale Mom Dad... Yeh kyun Aaye hain?

Maya : Poocho inse

Sahil (claps loudly to grab his attention) : Madhu foofa, idhar idhar. Aap - yahan - kyun - Aaye - hain?

Madhu Foofa : Main yahan kyun aaya hoon?

Maya : Thank God!

Madhu Foofa : Haan woh ghar Mein painting Ka kaam chal raha tha toh main yahan aa Gaya.

Indu : Kash inke kaan ke saath saath inka naak Bhi kharab hota.

Maya : Aap kuch khayenge?

Madhu Foofa : Hein?

Indu : Bass, isi ki Kami thi. Maya bolo Inko cyanide chatwaun ya balcony se phek doon? Chodo, inka gala hi daba deta Hoon *moves to strangle him*

Maya : Oh common Indu!

Sahil : Foofa, khaana!

Madhu Foofa : Taana? Haan, ab Saas toh bahu ko tanaa maaregi hi.

Maya : Aisa zaroori nahi Hai, par Monisha jaisi bahu ho, Jo underwear Bhi balcony Mein sukhaati Hai, doodh ki theliyon ko geela karke bathroom ke tiles par lagati Hai, puraane kapdon ke badle Shantabai se jhagadkar bartan leti Ho...

Indu : Oh, Monisha Muradabaad Express. Iss Hein Hein Kumar ko saath Mein lo aur chalo!

Theatre

Announcement : Play is about to begin, please take your seats.

Maya : Woh Indu, Shantaram tumhe backstage bula raha tha.

Indu : Accha?

*Goes to the backstage. Meanwhile everyone takes their seats and Madhu foofa's adjoining seat is left empty*

Indu : Maya, yeh tumne accha nahi kiya

Maya : Later, darling. Ab baith jao.

After two minutes into the play :

Madhu Foofa : Indu, woh actor kya keh raha Hai? Bol naa.

Indu : Chup rahiye!

Madhu Foofa : Main kyun chupoonga kisise?

After every minute :

Madhu Foofa : Hein?

Indu gets up from his seat and goes away. While roaming in the canteen, an idea strikes him.

The next day

Maya (on phone) : Yes Mrs. Mathur. Oh, the play was fantastic! What a brilliant performance!

Aree Madhu Foofa ko kuch nahi hua. Bass woh Indravadan ne unka muh band rakhne ke liye, yahi koi das plate bateta vada thoos diye the.

I know right? Aaj kal bateta vada kaun khilata Hai? It's so tastefully middle class. Unko hyperacidity aur gastronomic attack ke baad hospitalise karna pada. Waise Chinta ki koi baat nahi Hai.

Haan haan hospital se seedha apne hi ghar chale Gaye. Yeh sab toh bohot trivial baatein hai, you say, what's on there?

Indu : Mayaaa! HeinHeinKumar Ka phone aaya tha! Bol rahe the uss natak ko mujhe sunao. Nahi toh main wahan aa jaunga...