What if Ekta Kapoor had made DDLJ!?!

At a point of time Ekta Kapoor was obsessed with the letter 'K'. We guess it was her belief in astrology at play. Supposedly 'K' is the letter for success. Karan Johar would agree on this!

Instead of being a college dropout, Raj Malhotra would have been a young businessman
Just like the protagonists of most of her shows, Raj would be a young entrepreneur and would inherit tons of family money and also a big beautiful house. Because girls don't fall for poor guys!

Simran would have five sisters! #narishakti
Adding five sisters is a bonus for showing a poor dad. Plus the more number of girls would lead to more number of problems! Imagine all five of them falling in love with Raj! Since Ekta has given us unexpected shockers earlier, this is highly possible!

Mandira Bedi would have been replaced by Anita Hasnandani!
Best friend never let go and best friends are for forever. It looks like Ekta and Anita has taken this subject seriously and we know that any Ekta Kapoor project is almost incomplete without Anita Hasnandani!

When Raj and Simran would lose their way in a Swiss forest
The best place to fall in love is the jungle. Inspired by Tarzan and Mowgli, Ekta finds forests as the best place for people to fall in love! #junglememungal

And instead of snowing in Switzerland it would rain!
How to get two people close in a forest? Make it rain. Can't the two people take shelter under two different trees? It doesn't matter whether they are in Switzerland, it would rain and not snow.

Raj gets shot while hunting and will come back after a plastic surgery
Any Ekta Kapoor product is just incomplete without a plastic surgery, not just one but multiple surgeries. Shahrukh would get shot during this incident and leave all in despair. Plot twist: When Raj comes back after a surgery he is Tusshar Kapoor! Imagine if this would have happened!  'Ek hazaaro me Tusshar ki behna hai.' Ekta kapoor is like the employment Yojana for Tusshar Kapoor. Thank God she hasn't casted him in any of her TV shows yet! Whatever show it may be Tusshar's entry would make it a laughter show!

Dadi wouldn't worry about dying before Simran's wedding as she would be immortal!
Dadi would never talk about her wanting to see Simran in the 'Dulhan Ka Joda.' Dadi's and other such elderly people never die in Ekta Kapoor serials! On the other hand Dadi would replace Amrish Puri in a plot twist!

Lots of vamps!
All serials are incomplete without vamps. Every family needs to have at least one character who either hates everybody in the house or who wants to gain all the family wealth for her. Vamps are the spark plugs if Family shows are the engines!

The ending train sequence would feature the entire cast of the movie who will do the signature reaction with the background music playing 'Dhoomtana nana.'
'Nahi! Nahi! Nahi!' is definitely the best way to show intensity of the shot! Repeating anything thrice with a thunderbolt sound in the background makes it scary and also serious. This is just as important to family shows as cocoa is to chocolate!

Ekta Kapoor has figured out what the audience likes to watch and she has the ability to make people like things! Ekta Kapoor is the real queen of the industry and she will rule it for many more years to come!